A roundup of bizarre news stories, some of which are not from Florida

[dcguyusa]

Here’s something you don’t see every day: A man clinging to the hood of a semi truck, bashing the windshield with his fists and head as it drives 9 miles along the Florida Turnpike, captured in a viral video from a passing motorist.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-clings-semi-truck-152700974.html

I guess he got fed up with traffic and decided to do something about it.   

[dcguyusa]

James H. Cole Funeral Home in Detroit confirmed it picked up the body hours later. But at the funeral home, employees saw her chest was rising and falling and the woman was still breathing. They called EMS, and the woman was taken to the hospital for treatment.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/08/24/southfield-detroit-funeral-home-woman-alive/3429665001/

Are you really dead when they pronounce you as dead?   

[andrewfi]

James H. Cole Funeral Home in Detroit confirmed it picked up the body hours later. But at the funeral home, employees saw her chest was rising and falling and the woman was still breathing. They called EMS, and the woman was taken to the hospital for treatment.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/08/24/southfield-detroit-funeral-home-woman-alive/3429665001/

Are you really dead when they pronounce you as dead?   

One day the world will be perfect. Until that day, shit will continue to happen.

[dcguyusa]

An officer responded to the scene after a witness called and reported that a doorbell video cam had captured a woman performing sexual acts on the two boys.

https://kimatv.com/news/local/yakima-woman-charged-with-raping-two-children

Smile, you are on candid camera.   

The hospital reported that the woman was taken to the emergency room on April 2, 2020 with maggots in her urine and vaginal area and had beginning stages of minor bedsores.

https://kfoxtv.com/news/nation-world/virginia-woman-found-with-maggots-in-urine-daughter-granddaughter-charged

I know how to insert and service foley catheters.  Blockages can result in autonomic dysreflexia which can be life threatening.   

[Texan77]

We actually have a company in the USA whose business it is to feed Rioters. Gee you would not want these guys to get hungry. They might go home and stop looting after a few hours.

Jennifer Scheurle, who serves on the board of directors for Riot Kitchen, based in Seattle, said Kenosha police were mistaken when they arrested the volunteers Wednesday for investigation of disorderly conduct.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/kenosha-police-arrest-food-distribution-volunteers/ar-BB18vmR8?li=BBorjTa&ocid=U218DHP

[dcguyusa]

https://www.businessinsider.com/woman-cut-off-her-hand-with-circular-saw-insurance-scam-2020-9

When I read this one, I thought of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Melania Trump.   

[Manny]

We actually have a company in the USA whose business it is to feed Rioters.

How are they funded? Soros and Co?

[AvHdB]

Oops, lets Go, once is not enough!

[AvHdB]

Florida

[2tallbill]

We actually have a company in the USA whose business it is to feed Rioters.

Kamala Harris helped them with their legal fees.

Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
·
Jun 1, 2020
United States government official
If you’re able to, chip in now to the @MNFreedomFund
 to help post bail for those protesting on the ground in Minnesota.

A charitable bail organization talked up by Kamala Harris is drawing scrutiny
amid increased rioting and violence in Kenosha, Wisconsin, and Portland,
Oregon.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/kamala-harris-pushed-bail-fund-that-helped-murder-and-rape-suspects-get-out-of-jail-while-awaiting-trial


https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1267555018128965643?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1267555018128965643%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonexaminer.com%2Fnews%2Fkamala-harris-pushed-bail-fund-that-helped-murder-and-rape-suspects-get-out-of-jail-while-awaiting-trial


Meet The Rioting Criminals Kamala Harris Helped Bail Out Of Jail
Among those bailed out by the Minnesota Freedom Fund (MFF) is a suspect who
shot at police, a woman accused of killing a friend, and a twice convicted sex
offender, according to court records
https://thefederalist.com/2020/08/31/meet-the-rioting-criminals-kamala-harris-helped-bail-out-of-jail/


The Minnesota Freedom Fund (MFF) received $35 million in donations
Darnika Floyd is charged with second degree murder, for stabbing a friend
to death.  MFF paid $100,000 cash for her release. 
 
Christopher Boswell, a twice convicted rapist, is currently charged with
kidnapping, assault, and sexual assault in two separate cases.  MFF paid
$350,00 in cash for his release. 
https://www.fox9.com/news/minnesota-nonprofit-with-35m-bails-out-those-accused-of-violent-crimes


Bail fund promoted by Kamala Harris has freed six domestic abusers
The fund, called the Minnesota Freedom Fund not only “freed” rioters, but it
also helped free five convicted domestic abusers and one accused domestic
abuser from jail, including two men who allegedly strangled women.
https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/report-bail-fund-promoted-by-harris-has-freed-six-domestic-abusers/

Bail fund boosted by Kamala Harris and 13 Biden campaign staffers ‘helped
release a man, 36, accused of sexually assaulting a child,’ report says
https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/report-bail-fund-promoted-by-harris-has-freed-six-domestic-abusers/

[2tallbill]

I hope that I die from something less embarrassing like death by asphyxiation
while watching barefooted midget nun porn. 

Volunteer at therapy farm dies after getting rammed by sheep
https://apnews.com/article/business-massachusetts-animals-sheep-d62de90ca2125e8ae22e68803994c205

[AvHdB]

There is money on the streets!

https://www.npr.org/2021/11/20/1057698279/cash-spill-san-diego--california-freeway

[Markje]

Man arrested for selling ........... Corona Virus!

The man said : Its for those whom do not want a vaccination, but still want the 9-month valid QR-code to visit things in Europe.

He said it came with a warning that sickness and in extreme cases even death could occur.

(oh man the idiots that bought this  )

https://www.hln.be/bizar/nederlander-verkoopt-coronavirus-in-buisje-zodat-klanten-zichzelf-kunnen-besmetten~a0cc8099/?referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

[Valenki]

 

Husband Busted For Choking Wife Over Chicken

Argument over leftovers ended with felony counts

SEPTEMBER 15--Meet Desmond Leon Brownlee.

The Floridian, 45, was arrested early this morning for allegedly choking his wife during a dispute over fried chicken, police report.

Brownlee began arguing with his wife “over not having enough fried chicken leftovers,” according to a police report. Shay Alamo, Brownlee’s wife of four years, told investigators that the 3 AM dispute escalated into a physical confrontation.

Alamo, 40, said that Brownlee pushed her into their bedroom, where he then shoved her onto the bed. Brownlee, Alamo said, struck her multiple times in the face and strangled her to the point of “not being able to breathe.”

Alamo, who broke free and dialed 911, told a sheriff’s deputy who responded to the couple’s Deltona home that she did not want to press charges against Brownlee, a stay-at-home parent to the duo’s young daughter (who was sleeping while her parents quarreled).

A deputy reported noticing red marks on Alamo’s neck and a laceration on her lower lip.

When questioned, Brownlee said that the couple was “arguing over the leftover food” when Alamo “went wild and just started to slap at him.” He claimed to have just “raised his hands above his head and let her slap him.”

Since Brownlee was judged to be the “primary aggressor” during the confrontation, he was arrested for domestic battery by strangulation, a felony.  He was also charged with witness tampering.

He was charged with "witness tampering"? What the hell is that? Was he letting her know that he was sorry and that he loved her? 

[Texan77]

UNION COUNTY, N.C. (FOX 46 CHARLOTTE) – A man is dead after deputies with the Union County Sheriff’s Office said a vehicle fell on him, killing him while he was trying to steal a catalytic converter.

[andrewfi]

I read that as 'man arrested for choking chicken over wife'.

I couldn't see a crime - unless a real chook was involved.

[Valenki]

I read that as 'man arrested for choking chicken over wife'.

I couldn't see a crime - unless a real chook was involved.

How else can you get a chook to the table if you don't choke it?

[AvHdB]

I read that as 'man arrested for choking chicken over wife'.

I couldn't see a crime - unless a real chook was involved.

How else can you get a chook to the table if you don't choke it?

Chook is slang for a woman in Chinese if I am not mistaken.

Some present might not comprehend this.

[AvHdB]

Sometimes I think we should do the same to some posters.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cat-on-pole-rescue_n_61b49ba7e4b0030da7d59295

[Contrarian]

14 year old boy shoots a would be robber of a Pizza Parlor in the face after the robber choked his Mother. Whoops! 
Gotta love stories like this.

https://www.newsweek.com/teen-shoots-man-strangling-mom-pizza-shop-robbery-blood-trail-leads-suspect-police-1658533
(Bonus: Watch a Marine Veteran fu^% up a would be robber on the video)

Quote

"According to police, three men entered the pizzeria and demanded money from the restaurant's cash register. During the robbery, one man allegedly choked a female employee who said she could not open the register without a code.

The female employee's teenage son was at the pizzeria during the robbery and quickly jumped into action. Police said when the suspect began choking his mother, the teen grabbed a handgun hidden beneath the counter.

The teen then shot the suspect in the face, police said. The three men then fled the scene leaving a trail of blood behind them."

                                                 

[AvHdB]

https://www.npr.org/2021/12/23/1067371284/this-6th-grader-gave-a-classmate-the-heimlich-and-saved-a-woman-from-a-fire-in-o

[Contrarian]

Be wary of orgies with strangers at luxury hotels. 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/wealthy-florida-man-murdered-during-luxury-hotel-orgy/ar-AAScHdG?li=BBnb7Kz

[AvHdB]

The drugs are not mine!

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-florida-10e4d1f9a3ac418578b7cd38341c70e4

[2tallbill]

I can't believe this doesn't happen more frequently. Who rides a bike
without a sword for protection?

Florida man falls off bike, accidentally stabs himself with sword
https://www.fox13news.com/news/pcfr-florida-man-falls-off-bike-stabs-himself-with-sword?fbclid=IwAR1_YGmJuzc9utBtp6T0Mb8sWgCSYU97tLuueiVgkn0HrZt6S-2f4C7qYV0


They didn't know that it got cold in Minnersoda at night?

Minneapolis so cold that NHL is warming ice for Winter Classic
https://www.fox6now.com/news/minneapolis-so-cold-that-nhl-is-warming-ice-for-winter-classic

[Markje]

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