Good jokes are good in English and in Russian

[dorbradavid]

You got the FBI and the CIA mixed up. Not that either one of them is worth a damn anymore.

And you left out British Intelligence, which generally speaking is superior to all three of the ones you listed.

I stand corrected 

[2tallbill]

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kiev?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-5 euros.

I heard the same joke, but the punchline was
5 grivna