The first possible same sex wedding on the forum?

[Steveboy]

Im starting to think Tex and Westcoast maybe actually living together and taking it in shifts to post their garbage here daily .. I honestly cannot think of anyone with any kind of brain who would wish to spend all their life on this forum day after day minute after minute ..

As I said before obviously neither have any form of sex life other than masterbating over Russian losses.. are they actually married ? No I do not think so.. do they have any sex life ? No I do not think so. Do they have any social life? No I do not think so.. Do they have any sort of life? No I do not think so.

It brings me to the conclusion they must be living together and probably sexually arousing each other with articles they find during their extensive checking of every possible News source.. They must have some kind of rota going.. Tex rolls out of bed.. gives Westcoast a big peck on the cheek as he goes to the sitting room to start his daily chours sifting through news stories.. By mid afternoon Tex gets a little tired and Westcoast just wakes up ready to take over.. in comes Westcoast into the sitting room just in his nightgown .. they spend 10 minutes kissing and cuddling each other saying "It will be ok in the end we just got to keep going" So tex goes back to bed and Westcoast takes over sifting through news stories..

Every hour or so Tex will wake up and shout "Any more dead Russians Westy" To which the reply will be something like "Yes 3 dies in a car bombe last night"


Tex is already excited    "ooooo Westy come to bed for an hour lets celebrate together under the sheets" 

[WestCoast]

Im starting to think Tex and Westcoast maybe actually living together and taking it in shifts to post their garbage here daily .. I honestly cannot think of anyone with any kind of brain who would wish to spend all their life on this forum day after day minute after minute ..

As I said before obviously neither have any form of sex life other than masterbating over Russian losses.. are they actually married ? No I do not think so.. do they have any sex life ? No I do not think so. Do they have any social life? No I do not think so.. Do they have any sort of life? No I do not think so.

It brings me to the conclusion they must be living together and probably sexually arousing each other with articles they find during their extensive checking of every possible News source.. They must have some kind of rota going.. Tex rolls out of bed.. gives Westcoast a big peck on the cheek as he goes to the sitting room to start his daily chours sifting through news stories.. By mid afternoon Tex gets a little tired and Westcoast just wakes up ready to take over.. in comes Westcoast into the sitting room just in his nightgown .. they spend 10 minutes kissing and cuddling each other saying "It will be ok in the end we just got to keep going" So tex goes back to bed and Westcoast takes over sifting through news stories..

Every hour or so Tex will wake up and shout "Any more dead Russians Westy" To which the reply will be something like "Yes 3 dies in a car bombe last night"


Tex is already excited    "ooooo Westy come to bed for an hour lets celebrate together under the sheets" 

Steveboy check the posts Andy has about twice the number of posts as me so he's spending much more time here than me. Then of course there's Manny. They spend so much time online together they have a nickname. Manny and Andy have become Mandy.

Manny has defended Andy many times over the years so obviously there's some affection between the two. I'd nominate Mandy for the first same sex marriage on RUA.

A Manny and Andy romance is far more likely. Both think the same and live in the same country. England's a small country so whenever Andy's back at home in England it's a short commute to Manchester and into the open arms of his one true love.

Steveboy aren't you British? You live in St. Pete? Not far from Estonia where Andy flips burgers and drops fries? When Andy's not with his one true love are you two getting it on? Projecting onto others what you wish for more than anything else?

I'm sure the lockdown has been hell on your sex life with Andy? A threesome when all are in the UK? Andy, Manny and Steveboy together?

[Steveboy]

Im starting to think Tex and Westcoast maybe actually living together and taking it in shifts to post their garbage here daily .. I honestly cannot think of anyone with any kind of brain who would wish to spend all their life on this forum day after day minute after minute ..

As I said before obviously neither have any form of sex life other than masterbating over Russian losses.. are they actually married ? No I do not think so.. do they have any sex life ? No I do not think so. Do they have any social life? No I do not think so.. Do they have any sort of life? No I do not think so.

It brings me to the conclusion they must be living together and probably sexually arousing each other with articles they find during their extensive checking of every possible News source.. They must have some kind of rota going.. Tex rolls out of bed.. gives Westcoast a big peck on the cheek as he goes to the sitting room to start his daily chours sifting through news stories.. By mid afternoon Tex gets a little tired and Westcoast just wakes up ready to take over.. in comes Westcoast into the sitting room just in his nightgown .. they spend 10 minutes kissing and cuddling each other saying "It will be ok in the end we just got to keep going" So tex goes back to bed and Westcoast takes over sifting through news stories..

Every hour or so Tex will wake up and shout "Any more dead Russians Westy" To which the reply will be something like "Yes 3 dies in a car bombe last night"


Tex is already excited    "ooooo Westy come to bed for an hour lets celebrate together under the sheets" 

Steveboy check the posts Andy has about twice the number of posts as me so he's spending much more time here than me. Then of course there's Manny. They spend so much time online together they have a nickname. Manny and Andy have become Mandy.

Manny has defended Andy many times over the years so obviously there's some affection between the two. I'd nominate Mandy for the first same sex marriage on RUA.

A Manny and Andy romance is far more likely. Both think the same and live in the same country. England's a small country so whenever Andy's back at home in England it's a short commute to Manchester and into the open arms of his one true love.

Steveboy aren't you British? You live in St. Pete? Not far from Estonia where Andy flips burgers and drops fries? When Andy's not with his one true love are you two getting it on? Projecting onto others what you wish for more than anything else?

I'm sure the lockdown has been hell on your sex life with Andy? A threesome when all are in the UK? Andy, Manny and Steveboy together?

 

[AvHdB]

While in the past I pondered how RUA would react to this scenario. While an amusing idea of those two together I can fill in some background from my memory.

Tex travelled numerous times to meet the woman in question near Donetsk. When the war broke out in 2014 she and her son moved to Ivano Frankvisk where he he bought an apartment for her, that he fitted it out. I am not entirely certain of the present status he does communicate in a rather disjointed style. Earlier he was married to a woman from SouthAsia, I want to say Vietnam.

West Coast married a couple years back a woman from SouthEast Asia, I want to say Singapore. Both members can correct any mistakes or omissions.

For myself I find this speculation tasteless. But done as satire it can be amusing, it is a fine line.

[Steveboy]

While in the past I pondered how RUA would react to this scenario. While an amusing idea of those two together I can fill in some background from my memory.

Tex travelled numerous times to meet the woman in question near Donetsk. When the war broke out in 2014 she and her son moved to Ivano Frankvisk where he he bought an apartment for her, that he fitted it out. I am not entirely certain of the present status he does communicate in a rather disjointed style. Earlier he was married to a woman from SouthAsia, I want to say Vietnam.

West Coast married a couple years back a woman from SouthEast Asia, I want to say Singapore. Both members can correct any mistakes or omissions.

For myself I find this speculation tasteless. But done as satire it can be amusing, it is a fine line.

Everyone needs a bit of satire and amusement ... life is to short to spend your life in "serious mode" Its also not good for your health, smiling and gaining and so on often extends your life..

[BillyB]

If Tex is taking care of a lady that moved all the way to Ivano Frankivsk, he should tell her to cross into Poland as a war refugee. A couple of Ukrainian ladies did that and they have a cousin and sister in the Seattle area that bought them tickets to America. If any of you guys have a bride visa being processed for your Ukrainian lady, you may be able to fast track everything by contacting your congressman or embassy over there.