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« on: January 02, 2021, 06:33:39 AM »
Proposed House Rules Seek to Erase Gendered Terms Such as ‘Father, Mother, Son, Daughter’

More leftist social engineering
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2021, 07:07:20 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2021, 10:34:54 AM »
Proposed House Rules Seek to Erase Gendered Terms Such as ‘Father, Mother, Son, Daughter’

More leftist social engineering

Can't have a Great Reset without first having a gender reset. In the Seattle area teachers pass out a form to students asking  if they want to be referred to as he, she, it, they, them, binary, non binary, etc...  Why 'them'? Because some students believe they are more than one gender. Teachers could be fired if they refer to the student wrongly.
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Re: More Gender B*ll*x
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2021, 04:47:14 PM »
Proposed House Rules Seek to Erase Gendered Terms Such as ‘Father, Mother, Son, Daughter’

More leftist social engineering

Can't have a Great Reset without first having a gender reset. In the Seattle area teachers pass out a form to students asking  if they want to be referred to as he, she, it, they, them, binary, non binary, etc...  Why 'them'? Because some students believe they are more than one gender. Teachers could be fired if they refer to the student wrongly.

Someday I would like to see the Lawyers and School administrators and politicians who came up with that idea go to prison.

Anyone who isn't sure if they are a man or a woman is clearly mentally ill and the crooks who force this crap on us should rot in prison for decades.
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Re: More Gender B*ll*x
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2021, 04:55:59 PM »
Proposed House Rules Seek to Erase Gendered Terms Such as ‘Father, Mother, Son, Daughter’

More leftist social engineering

Can't have a Great Reset without first having a gender reset. In the Seattle area teachers pass out a form to students asking  if they want to be referred to as he, she, it, they, them, binary, non binary, etc...  Why 'them'? Because some students believe they are more than one gender. Teachers could be fired if they refer to the student wrongly.

Someday I would like to see the Lawyers and School administrators and politicians who came up with that idea go to prison.

Anyone who isn't sure if they are a man or a woman is clearly mentally ill and the crooks who force this crap on us should rot in prison for decades.

I actually agree with this.
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Re: More Gender B*ll*x
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2021, 06:05:40 PM »
Proposed House Rules Seek to Erase Gendered Terms Such as ‘Father, Mother, Son, Daughter'

More leftist social engineering

Can't have a Great Reset without first having a gender reset. In the Seattle area teachers pass out a form to students asking  if they want to be referred to as he, she, it, they, them, binary, non binary, etc...  Why 'them'? Because some students believe they are more than one gender. Teachers could be fired if they refer to the student wrongly.

Someday I would like to see the Lawyers and School administrators and politicians who came up with that idea go to prison.

Anyone who isn't sure if they are a man or a woman is clearly mentally ill and the crooks who force this crap on us should rot in prison for decades.

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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2021, 09:50:29 PM »
Proposed House Rules Seek to Erase Gendered Terms Such as ‘Father, Mother, Son, Daughter’

More leftist social engineering

Can't have a Great Reset without first having a gender reset. In the Seattle area teachers pass out a form to students asking  if they want to be referred to as he, she, it, they, them, binary, non binary, etc...  Why 'them'? Because some students believe they are more than one gender. Teachers could be fired if they refer to the student wrongly.

Someday I would like to see the Lawyers and School administrators and politicians who came up with that idea go to prison.

Anyone who isn't sure if they are a man or a woman is clearly mentally ill and the crooks who force this crap on us should rot in prison for decades.

I actually agree with this.

Your Democrat Party is the 'progressive party'. They are constantly changing and they will continue to change in ways you don't like. They want to be part of the Great Reset where they want to change our way of life. They are also the party that claims to embrace science but wants to mess with gender.

The Democrat party will tell you to put on a mask, you can't eat in restaurants or celebrate in Times Square but they will do what they want. While Pelosi is leading the banning of gendered terms such as ‘Father, Mother, Son, Daughter’, she is violating the new rules she wants to implement. Just look below her name in twitter. She calls herself a 'mother' and 'grandmother'. What she is is another Democrat hypocrite who says "Rules for thee, but not for me!" Wake up. These people do this shit and don't even hide it.

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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2021, 08:02:52 PM »

Although Democrats have the majority, Pelosi barely beat a Republican for Speaker of the House. Pelosi even had a Democrat who tested positive for COVID a few days ago risk her life to show up and vote for her. That's how desperate she is. Of course common people like us are told to quarantine if we've tested positive.

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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2021, 08:13:52 PM »

Democrats control the House so they got a Pastor to lead a prayer and he ended it with "Amen and Awoman".  Lol. They're taking this equal rights stuff way too far.

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Re: More Gender B*ll*x
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2021, 02:58:29 AM »

Democrats control the House so they got a Pastor to lead a prayer and he ended it with "Amen and Awoman".  Lol. They're taking this equal rights stuff way too far.

https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1345906697009651712

Awoman? they now can't even spell their way out of a preschool assignment.

Amen if referred to in the male gender should be Aman , not Amen. Otherwise it would be TheMen.

Same for Awoman, if you count the same rules, it should have been AWomen, which is equally prepostorous

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2021, 08:15:05 AM »

Democrats control the House so they got a Pastor to lead a prayer and he ended it with "Amen and Awoman".  Lol. They're taking this equal rights stuff way too far.

https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1345906697009651712

Awoman? they now can't even spell their way out of a preschool assignment.

Amen if referred to in the male gender should be Aman , not Amen. Otherwise it would be TheMen.

Same for Awoman, if you count the same rules, it should have been AWomen, which is equally prepostorous

Amen, is a Hebrew word its most common definition is “it is so” or “so be it.”
There is no masculine or feminine connotation or form to the word.


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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2021, 08:49:57 AM »
Amen, is a Hebrew word its most common definition is “it is so” or “so be it.”
There is no masculine or feminine connotation or form to the word.

Another example from the left.

There was a  David Howard, an aide to the mayor of Washington, D.C. who
was forced to resign from his post for using the word niggardly, which means
miserly and has no connection in it's etymology with the English racial epithet.

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Re: More Gender B*ll*x
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2021, 12:18:09 PM »
USA politicians are very retarded now.

They even don't know the meaning of "Amen".  Horrible.

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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2021, 02:27:10 PM »
USA politicians are very retarded now.

They even don't know the meaning of "Amen".  Horrible.

That's not about politicians but about the hoi polloi.
I think you got a little bit confused.
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2021, 05:15:48 PM »
Someday I would like to see the Lawyers and School administrators and politicians who came up with that idea go to prison.

I think there are other places that would be less comfortable.
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« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2021, 05:36:47 PM »
Someday I would like to see the Lawyers and School administrators and politicians who came up with that idea go to prison.

I think there are other places that would be less comfortable.

Please give us some inspiration.  :laugh:
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« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2021, 05:39:41 PM »
Someday I would like to see the Lawyers and School administrators and politicians who came up with that idea go to prison.

I think there are other places that would be less comfortable.

Please give us some inspiration.  :laugh:

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« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2021, 02:31:31 PM »

Democrats control the House so they got a Pastor to lead a prayer and he ended it with "Amen and Awoman".  Lol. They're taking this equal rights stuff way too far.

https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1345906697009651712

Awoman? they now can't even spell their way out of a preschool assignment.

Amen if referred to in the male gender should be Aman , not Amen. Otherwise it would be TheMen.

Same for Awoman, if you count the same rules, it should have been AWomen, which is equally prepostorous

Amen, is a Hebrew word its most common definition is “it is so” or “so be it.”
There is no masculine or feminine connotation or form to the word.

Yes, thats the funny part of it. If you think of something like "awoman" , then you do not consider amen a singular word, but rather 2 words connected "a" "men" , which according to the rules should be "the men" or "a man" , so thats why I said they can't spell for sh*t.

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« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2021, 04:14:27 PM »
Superstitious USAians have this belief in a phenomenon called End Days. Well, I think they might be right, but nothing to do with gods or angels, heaven or hell but rather the end of society as the mongs rise up and overpower the minority.

Very sad, very sad.
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« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2021, 09:25:28 PM »
Superstitious USAians have this belief in a phenomenon called End Days. Well, I think they might be right, but nothing to do with gods or angels, heaven or hell but rather the end of society as the mongs rise up and overpower the minority.

Very sad, very sad.

End Days or End Times is a distinctive American superstition. Arising out of the Seventh Day Adventists and Jehovah's Witness sects it has become sort of part and parcel of the landscape. As a garden variety Believer I can not understand it and have never given it much thought or concern.

But I suspect there are those who consider it doctrine. Than again if some claimed the earth is flat I would just sigh and say fine believe what you wish. We are graced with posters who do not even understand Amen, so I just think let's move on.
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« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2021, 10:58:58 PM »
Superstitious USAians have this belief in a phenomenon called End Days. Well, I think they might be right, but nothing to do with gods or angels, heaven or hell but rather the end of society as the mongs rise up and overpower the minority.

Very sad, very sad.

End Days or End Times is a distinctive American superstition. Arising out of the Seventh Day Adventists and Jehovah's Witness sects it has become sort of part and parcel of the landscape. As a garden variety Believer I can not understand it and have never given it much thought or concern.

But I suspect there are those who consider it doctrine. Than again if some claimed the earth is flat I would just sigh and say fine believe what you wish. We are graced with posters who do not even understand Amen, so I just think let's move on.


Ah no. You're both wrong. It isn't a distinctive "American superstition". It's a reference to the "last days" as foretold in the King James version of the bible in the book of Revelations. The King James edition of the bible was actually a gift to the world from merry ole England and King James a few years before the pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock.

You both try so hard to appear intelligent but fail so miserably when you post something such as this you obviously can't understand

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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2021, 11:32:34 PM »
Superstitious USAians have this belief in a phenomenon called End Days. Well, I think they might be right, but nothing to do with gods or angels, heaven or hell but rather the end of society as the mongs rise up and overpower the minority.

Very sad, very sad.

End Days or End Times is a distinctive American superstition. Arising out of the Seventh Day Adventists and Jehovah's Witness sects it has become sort of part and parcel of the landscape. As a garden variety Believer I can not understand it and have never given it much thought or concern.

But I suspect there are those who consider it doctrine. Than again if some claimed the earth is flat I would just sigh and say fine believe what you wish. We are graced with posters who do not even understand Amen, so I just think let's move on.


Ah no. You're both wrong. It isn't a distinctive "American superstition". It's a reference to the "last days" as foretold in the King James version of the bible in the book of Revelations. The King James edition of the bible was actually a gift to the world from merry ole England and King James a few years before the pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock.

You both try so hard to appear intelligent but fail so miserably when you post something such as this you obviously can't understand

While indeed social mistake End Times has a foundation in the Book of Revelation in none of the the Protestant Dutch Reformed demononinatios is it focused on to the degree that some churches in America do. Also having been to many Plymouth Brethern and Church of Scotland (Prsebyterian) churches is this doctrinal area even discussed.

In the Nicene Creed is the following text; He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end.
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« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2021, 07:32:42 AM »
Faux Pas, you will search in vain for movies, books or even people who go on about the End Days in the civilised world - but in the USA, it is pretty much an industry! The cult, superstition, in modern times is a USAian thing.

Sorry that you do not understand your own culture. If you have questions, please ask, I will be pleased ot help you where I can. I see that AvHdB has already done his best to be of assistance.

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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2021, 10:52:06 AM »
Superstitious USAians have this belief in a phenomenon called End Days. Well, I think they might be right, but nothing to do with gods or angels, heaven or hell but rather the end of society as the mongs rise up and overpower the minority.

Very sad, very sad.

End Days or End Times is a distinctive American superstition. Arising out of the Seventh Day Adventists and Jehovah's Witness sects it has become sort of part and parcel of the landscape. As a garden variety Believer I can not understand it and have never given it much thought or concern.

But I suspect there are those who consider it doctrine. Than again if some claimed the earth is flat I would just sigh and say fine believe what you wish. We are graced with posters who do not even understand Amen, so I just think let's move on.


Ah no. You're both wrong. It isn't a distinctive "American superstition". It's a reference to the "last days" as foretold in the King James version of the bible in the book of Revelations. The King James edition of the bible was actually a gift to the world from merry ole England and King James a few years before the pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock.

You both try so hard to appear intelligent but fail so miserably when you post something such as this you obviously can't understand

While indeed social mistake End Times has a foundation in the Book of Revelation in none of the the Protestant Dutch Reformed demononinatios is it focused on to the degree that some churches in America do. Also having been to many Plymouth Brethern and Church of Scotland (Prsebyterian) churches is this doctrinal area even discussed.

In the Nicene Creed is the following text; He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end.


Alphabet soup now wishes someone to believe he's suddenly versed in the Book of Revelations because he has actually attended church a few times/places. It's a shame you didn't at least listen to the message while you were there. The Book of Revelations didn't arise out of your aforementioned sects. You're not very convincing that you might know or understand to what degree the Presbyterians believe well, anything. Trust me here, it isn't a superstition, it is a book in the bible most Christians the world over worship and believe in. Perhaps you're unable to grasp the Book of Revelations predate Seventh Day Adventist, Jehovah Witness and yes even Presbyterians by centuries.

Faux Pas, you will search in vain for movies, books or even people who go on about the End Days in the civilised world - but in the USA, it is pretty much an industry! The cult, superstition, in modern times is a USAian thing.

Sorry that you do not understand your own culture. If you have questions, please ask, I will be pleased ot help you where I can. I see that AvHdB has already done his best to be of assistance.



Fi, for some reason I expected a condescending post from you would follow any riposte to my original and voila, there it is. The end times or last days as mentioned in the Book if Revelations has little to do with my culture but instead is an integral part of Christianity which you, as an obvious heathen have little to no understanding. It's okay, ignorance is not a crime but when venturing into an area that you do not understand you should ask and perhaps someone will try to help you. Maybe chose this path next time rather than attempt to poke your finger in the eye of believers worldwide

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« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2021, 12:05:12 PM »
I mostly agree with Faux Pas however I am going to make a slight correction,the title of it is The Revelation, singular not plural. Although when reading it, it certainly does seem plural and I have also made that mistake.

SDA's are not a cult, that's a typical smear from some elites who claim to follow Jesus but forget who Jesus ministered to.

The original teachings of Jesus was Gnosticism. The Catholic church wiped them out or sent them underground at the beginning and again with the Cathars.

Presbyterianism is somewhat a light version of Christianity, at least it is now.

I joined a more Conservative Presbyterian Church years ago but left that area. The group in a major city I live near now, well they are full of themselves and don't realize "the first will be last" may likely apply to many in their bunch.

The original Christians were fighting against the tyranny of Rome and the crooked Pharisees.

They were prepared to die in a war and in fact many were killed by Rome.

It's really a very political book: then and now.
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