I don't think the Missis will let me visit Russia!?!?!?

[Steveboy]

One of the biggest phrases I have heard or said to me over the years is

"I don't think the missis would be happy for me to go to Russia"   

You know your out in some bar and along comes Bob Jones from just down the road , maybe you know him a little, so anyway you land up speaking about Russia , point out your married to a Russian women or living in Russia and at some point in the conversation you say some thing like "You should pop over some day" Or some thing like that..

To which as Im sure many on here may of also hear Bob replies:

"I don't think the missis would be happy for me to go to Russia"

Yep there is is again some fat twat with no teeth, looks like a retard and has the wife looking like the back end of a Bush Pig Thinks his wife would not be happy for him to visit Russia??

I wonder why ? Because I guess his wife who looks like some old turd thinks her husband "Bob" Who is also a bit of a turd would have all those desperate Russian women running after him..

I have heard this from soon many "Bob's" of the world ..... some times I politely say "Some how BOB I don't think you will have any problems with ANY women" I couldn't tell him the truth could I!