Sex during Coronavirus..

[msmoby]

I know this is a serious issue for many of us who have been prevented from visiting wives / girlfriends, etc.

I HOPE to meet SC soon and wonder if we need to bear these tips in mind...

BBC News - Sex and coronavirus: How to have it safely
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-53736087

Seems that swingers and nudists  needed to read this...?...

BBC News - The nudists spreading coronavirus in a French resort
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53978430

[Manny]

Only from the BBC:

The Terrence Higgins Trust has published advice suggesting people avoid kissing, wear a face covering and choose positions that aren't face-to-face during sex.

This one tickled me too:

Masturbation, using sex toys or participating in phone or online sex are recommended as the safest options.

Moby is ahead of the curve there. Who'da thunk it? 

[andrewfi]

Moby is ahead of the curve there. Who'da thunk it? 

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. But one might hope that he 'chimed' a little less loudly.

Ever the cock that crows! 

[cufflinks]

Here's a twist... Comely sassy lasses looking for sugar daddies are advertising their covid immunity antibodies as safe for you to frolick with them so now covid free phookability being added to a pretty face, feminine sweet personality and shapely bella figura as selling pros vs cons for investing your time and limited covid cash in them.

Don't ask me how I know...

[msmoby]

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. But one might hope that he 'chimed' a little less loudly.

Ever the cock that crows! 

Given the veracity of  your assessments on members' off board existences, the recovery of the R.Rouble, et al your 'riposte' was as entertaining as ever

[andrewfi]

Lying Moby, of course, all we know about you is what you tell us. That noted, given that we know you are a liar, I'd be willing to bet imaginary Internet money that my guesses are probably at least as close to reality as that which you claim for yourself.

If you mean that in suggesting that you are suffering from the stresses of your life I am mistaken, again, based upon what you tell us and your demeanour, I reckon that your mental health is suffering. An honest chat with a mental health professional might well start a process that even after a lifetime of lying might prove beneficial to you and those around you.

Of course my advice is worth every penny you paid for it.

[msmoby]

Andrewfail,

You really need to invest in a new mirror..

As ever, whilst our 'leader' disallows a post of mine that leaves a space (?!) you manage to write 3 paragraphs  of meaningless tosh.

From 'alfonso' to the ill researched 'death of the Russian bride' to the RU Rouble's recovery...

It is safe to point out that you take folks pointing out your serial howlers with poor grace.

[Contrarian]

Here's a twist... Comely sassy lasses looking for sugar daddies are advertising their covid immunity antibodies as safe for you to frolick with them so now covid free phookability being added to a pretty face, feminine sweet personality and shapely bella figura as selling pros vs cons for investing your time and limited covid cash in them.

Don't ask me how I know...

How do you know? 

[cufflinks]

Here's a twist... Comely sassy lasses looking for sugar daddies are advertising their covid immunity antibodies as safe for you to frolick with them so now covid free phookability being added to a pretty face, feminine sweet personality and shapely bella figura as selling pros vs cons for investing your time and limited covid cash in them.

Don't ask me how I know...

How do you know? 

Let's call it boots on the Ground first hand field reporting...