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Lord of the Dance:
Larry Groce - 'Junk Food Junkie'

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQnIL-XPerQ

Lord of the Dance:
Weird Al Yankovic - 'Grapefruit Diet'

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqmPxhD2hEA

AvHdB:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBsPZV14I-k
Tried to amend my carnivorous habit
Made it nearly seventy days
Losing weight without speed eating sunflower seeds
Drinking lots of carrot juice and soaking up rays
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini fettucini or bulgur wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
Cheeseburger in paradise
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
Not too particular not too precise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

J. Buffet

Lord of the Dance:

--- Quote from: AvHdB on May 29, 2020, 06:13:43 PM ---//www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBsPZV14I-k
Tried to amend my carnivorous habit
Made it nearly seventy days
Losing weight without speed eating sunflower seeds
Drinking lots of carrot juice and soaking up rays
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini fettucini or bulgur wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
Cheeseburger in paradise
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
Not too particular not too precise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

J. Buffet

--- End quote ---

A classic!  :gousa:

Lord of the Dance:
Weird Al Yankovic - 'I'm Fat'

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpcsEVJ5-U

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