the same Jeremy Clarkson who you had dinner with and shared a joke? now you "rescued" him... Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies.. your fantasy world is preposterous.
Perhaps you should learn to read, before posting stupid ?
1/ Can you explain how I knew JC had had a previous issue with unreliability with a De Tomaso Pantera
Option 1 - I stopped by the roadside and gave him a lift
Option 2 - Sting is really STUPID to doubt what I posted before
2/ Yes, the very same JC who was having dinner at Anne Robinson - later of the Weakest Link fame .. I wasn't invited... I WAS there to sort an IT issue and got invited to the table and he called me a 'Geek'... but was WELL and truly busted while Wife no.2 went to the loo ... Michael foot and his wife were present - as was AR's then husband - John Penrose
JC wrote in the 'guest book that the Lamb was delicious and he loved the 'green Goo' - mint sauce
My then Missus did not come - it was a Sunday - as she KNEW who would be there - and was intimidated that there would be, " many 'bloody intelligent' people there.. "
Knowing Penrose and from my previous 'experience' of JC - her ample assets would have qualified her worthy of attention - but hey ..
As always, it is hilarious when an internet idiot tries to suggest my life experiences didn't happen ..
You see I channel bonded her multiple ISDN lines - supplied by a still trading BT agent from Cirencester - to allow her 'fast' internet access as she wrote articles for the Saturday Telegraph and another daily in those days
One time she insisted that I come out ( well Penrose did ) as I had 'been there the day before and the connection 'went down' - after I left ..
Using PCAnywhere and a back connection method I had installed - I was able to 'get in' - prove the connection was up and prove the BT log files that her connections started failing at 0330 - not when I had left 12 hours earlier
It turns out that BT had stopped thus withholding their numbers - using 141, from connecting ( done to remain 'anonymous' after the Jill Dando murder that scared celebs ..
They had written to analogue 'dialup' clients - but 'forgot' to tell the 'then' few ISDN clients..
I proved this by screen grabbing their website at 0846 and then calling - and the 'barstewards' changed the site at 0906 to include ISDN clients and tried to claim they hadn't forgotten ....
OH, it was great when I passed the phone to the poor fibber and revealed who the actual client was - she was a presenter for a consumer prog - WatchDog on the BBC and told him. " I now have cast iron proof you are trying to BS me and you might like your Chairman to call me ...( Ia[in] Vallance?)
He did so at 1010 and a suitable package was offered to compensate her and my time ..
AR and Penrose apologised for doubting me - as I removed the 141, which withheld their caller ID and the connections had resumed ...
She told me that if ever I need a favour - anytime - to call ... She got me lots of luuvy celeb clients
On Jan 1 2000 - I woke at 1030 - as my Dad had suddenly died - when playing golf out in Spain - same Golf Course - different hole - as Bing Crosby... I was having issues getting the Cheltenham and Gloucester 'Gold Insurance' hotline to accept our claim and get my Father's body back and properly seen to ..
She wan't best pleased, until I explained I was calling in the favour for a good reason and within 10 mins the then chairman - as it was recently taken over by Lloyds called me to apologise and assured me that the claims team has been advised to remove the obstacles to the claim (Andrew Longhurst)
I still remember the poor skelton staff guy .. I had warned him that I knew AR and she was a client and how would he like her to call ?... When he called back - I realised that he had thought I was full of it ...and regretted his stance...
I recognise that stupidity in you ..
From your promise to visit and your numerous geographic howlers - you really need to learn ... IF I post something happened .... it really did
- just like I said ..EVERYTHING in this post happened - just like I said