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Title: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on May 12, 2009, 12:51:16 AM
This thread is for posting a funny caption to the picture  posted. Since I want this to be a community thread, I would ask that you allow other folks some time to post their captions. Please give at least a couple of days for people to post captions before putting up a new pic.

No very naughty pics please! {G or PG rated only}


Title: Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on July 20, 2009, 09:46:08 PM
Ok, Here's the first one

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Post by: AkMike on July 20, 2009, 11:05:27 PM
" I hope he's not into bathtub sex!"
Title: Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on July 20, 2009, 11:12:17 PM
"The Bull has really been flying around here lately"  :chuckle:
Title: Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
Post by: B.B. on July 20, 2009, 11:24:36 PM
1.  New, this year in Pamplona!  The swimming of the bulls!

2. "Okay, okay!  I'm sorry I called your wife a cow!"

3.  "Paging Mr. Darwin...paging Mr. Charles Darwin...please direct your attention to the video monitors, Mr. Darwin, where your theory is being put to the test...."

4.  Here we find a hapless WM, pursued by his angry R/UW Mother-in-Law....

5. "Swim, Forrest! SWIM!!!"

Seriously, unless that dewd has some serious Jesus-powers, he should have dove headfirst, and then cut hard to the right or left.  NFW is that that bovine going to be as maneuverable in the water as he is.

Of course, I say that (a) from the perspective of having been a champion swimmer, and (b) from the comfort and safety of my apartment (where I am unpursued by hostile force, traction engine, bull or horse...)

B/B
Title: Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on July 20, 2009, 11:34:38 PM

2. "Okay, okay!  I'm sorry I called your wife a cow!"


 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:


Or how about- "You can lead a horse to water, but a bull is best left alone!"   ;D
Title: Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
Post by: ECR844 on July 21, 2009, 04:56:01 AM
Damn, I knew I should have made 'water into wine day' on Thursday instead of Sunday!"
Title: Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Jared2151 on July 21, 2009, 06:31:43 AM

  "EL DIABLO AIRLINES Trans Atlantic Flight 97 now departing from chute number three.
   Passengers with coach tickets may now board."
Title: Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Jared2151 on July 21, 2009, 06:36:07 AM

 . o O ( oh man, this is gonna leave a mark )
Title: Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Jared2151 on July 21, 2009, 06:37:48 AM

  Honest, man I didn't know that quarter-pounder was your daughter !!!
Title: Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Markje on July 21, 2009, 06:38:58 AM
The bull was not amused when someone told him "bullshit".
Title: Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on July 21, 2009, 09:20:14 AM
Ok, Ok, maybe saying you were acting like a bull in a China shop was
a little bit strong.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: ECR844 on July 21, 2009, 10:04:31 AM
You just can't fix stupid
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on July 21, 2009, 12:06:05 PM
Hey Miguel! We usually only milk the cows, not the bulls!  :o
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: ECR844 on July 21, 2009, 12:18:43 PM
Go ahead big man, grab me by the horns!
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on July 21, 2009, 12:52:29 PM
Go ahead big man, grab me by the horns!

Then you can ring my cute little bell  ;D
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: cufflinks on July 21, 2009, 02:38:59 PM
Si chico, I got your Moo-tivation - Moo-tivate this :sombrero:

Moo Moo?  We don't need no stinking moos! :smokin:

Yeah I got your bull by the horn - right here :evilgrin0002:
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on July 21, 2009, 04:17:35 PM
"Your Lucky Horoscope
for today

Virgo is a good match for you,
but avoid Taurus...."

 :chuckle: :chuckle:



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Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: ECR844 on July 21, 2009, 05:05:39 PM
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25131;image)

After I'm done with you. I'm gonna find me a nice china shop to take a stroll through....


Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: WestCoast on July 21, 2009, 06:20:24 PM
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25097;image)

Pamplona has the Running of the Bulls, we are starting the Swimming of the Bull - one bull chasing one swimmer.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: ECR844 on July 21, 2009, 06:26:32 PM
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25131;image)

The bull:

"Hey why are you running away man?" "What's wrong?" "what's wrong. I'm just a little horny, that's all." "Hey, wait up!"
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Jaime70068 on July 21, 2009, 07:08:42 PM
"I got a fever, and the only prescription....I gotta have more cowbell" Bruce Dickinson SNL Cowbell skit
Title: Provide a caption!
Post by: Voyager on July 22, 2009, 02:53:11 PM
New one

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Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on July 22, 2009, 05:02:48 PM
I don't know whats different about the photo, that's how my ex-wife always
parks. This guy must know her.


Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: ECR844 on July 22, 2009, 05:10:23 PM
There are good days and then there was today
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: ECR844 on July 22, 2009, 05:10:49 PM
You see your Honor it's like this.............
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: WestCoast on July 22, 2009, 05:26:58 PM
It's a little difficult to get into this parking spot, but in this part of town any parking spot is worth it.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on July 22, 2009, 05:47:39 PM
Well the sign DID say "Angle Parking Only"...  :o
Title: Re: Provide a caption!
Post by: Ward_Cleaver on July 23, 2009, 12:24:58 AM
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25183;image)

You probably wonder why I'm smiling aren't you?  Well, I'll tell you.  It's a rental and I paid the extra for the insurance. :chuckle:
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Jared2151 on July 23, 2009, 08:48:17 AM
  Hi officer.  Well, it's like this.  I was half way up the building and the spouting broke loose.  The next thing I know, I'm free falling and ...



  Soccer Mom, meet Socccer Dad.
  That parking space is MINE, Be-yatch.

 
  Nissan.
  For those times when you want to kick face climbing up a notch.



Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Markje on July 23, 2009, 09:18:52 AM
Looks like this car successsfully completed the moose-test... It didn't tip over.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on July 23, 2009, 10:06:38 AM
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25183)




I only have 2 wheels on the ground - Can I get the motorcycle parking rate?  ;D
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: cufflinks on July 23, 2009, 09:11:02 PM
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25183)


RYAN Air will get you there! Call now for our express curbside pickup service!
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on July 24, 2009, 06:43:07 PM
I can't seem to find the parking meter... ???
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!!!
Post by: Voyager on July 25, 2009, 10:33:38 AM
Whadda mean we can't fit into that space? Just watch me...  :o
Title: Provide a caption for this picture!!! *New Pic!*
Post by: Voyager on July 30, 2009, 11:10:42 PM
Time for a new one...




 :o

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Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Donhollio on July 30, 2009, 11:35:56 PM
 Shits gonna hit everything but the fan ! :hidechair:

BTW nice chick magnet truck ! :)
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on July 30, 2009, 11:42:11 PM
Uh, honey - you might want to turn on the wipers....  :sick0012:
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Jared2151 on July 31, 2009, 07:57:24 AM
This is a picture for a new billboard:


  Texting while driving.

  ( It's just a bad idea for everybody. )
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on August 10, 2009, 02:55:16 PM
Oh heck! It's a hot day, traffic is bad, and we're driving behind a truck with 2 stinky potties.  What else could possibly go wrong?  :o


(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?topic=7693.msg112945#msg112945)
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: ECR844 on August 10, 2009, 02:56:55 PM
Driver: What's the clearance of this bridge?
Passenger: s h i  t..., doesn't matter..
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on August 10, 2009, 03:05:51 PM
DMV anti tail gating "Before"  poster # 141

Note: After poster discontinued as it caused a sh!t storm

Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: chivo on August 17, 2009, 01:38:01 PM
Sorry I'm late, but if I may...

(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25097;image)

Whoa Leo whoa, you are right, black men can score in the FSU.



Title: Re: Provide a caption!
Post by: chivo on August 17, 2009, 01:40:12 PM
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25183;image)

Hi, allow me to introduce myself. I Oleg, I teach RW how to drive.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on August 17, 2009, 06:07:22 PM
OK, time for a new one, something from the FSU...  



 :o :o
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Manny on August 18, 2009, 01:05:13 AM
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=26041;image)


"My daughter is marrying a rich, old Americanski! I'll never need to work again!"

Hic.  :drunk:
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: mirror on August 18, 2009, 02:59:00 AM
If to be honest I worry about this man on a picture...his neck is turned dangerous for his head's blood circulation.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Jared2151 on August 18, 2009, 07:59:39 AM

  "Come to think of it, maybe I did leave my shoes at the bar ....."


  "Dima returns home late one night to find that his wife had indeed moved the entrance gate at the dacha."



  " Some days, the balance beam is just not your forte'."
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Voyager on August 18, 2009, 12:24:24 PM
I think I spilled my drink...  :drunk:  :sick0012:
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: ECR844 on August 18, 2009, 12:26:30 PM
My wife caught me whistling in the house
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: 2tallbill on August 18, 2009, 04:50:00 PM
Fred is 60 (but looks younger) is seeking a young 20 year old
Russian wife and has been reading up on the Kama Sutra

 
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: 2tallbill on August 18, 2009, 04:51:42 PM
You know that this new inversion table ain't all it's
cracked out to be.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: ECR844 on August 18, 2009, 05:21:05 PM
Da Vladeeemeer, I can definitely be a kosmonaut. Look I eeeven hav zee spase capzule poziteetion all worked out.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: chivo on August 21, 2009, 02:59:21 AM
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=26041;image)

ahhh, it feels good to finally sleep in my own bed
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Voyager on August 21, 2009, 07:26:37 AM
Ha! You Americans are weak! I could drink any of you under the table! (Err, bench...)  :drunk:
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Voyager on August 21, 2009, 07:19:57 PM
OK, so doing the Pub Crawl by bus was not such a good idea.  :sick0012:

Anyone know what time the next bus is?   :drunk: :Zzzzsleep:
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Voyager on October 01, 2009, 01:36:04 PM
Time for a new pic.... ;D

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Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Markje on October 01, 2009, 04:11:47 PM
The bar threw me out, because they had to remind me *AGAIN* about the dresscode.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Markje on October 01, 2009, 04:13:22 PM
Time for a new pic.... ;D

This cone is damn difficult, why can't we load em like a square.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Stubben on October 02, 2009, 01:04:38 AM
Bet the Egyptians couldn't do this!
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Jared2151 on October 02, 2009, 09:37:24 AM

( As heard being sung from the cab of the truck )

 A thousand bales of hay on my truck,
 A thousand bales of hay on my truck,
 One falls off and crushes a car,
 Nine hundred and ninety-nine bales of hay on my truck,
 Nine hundred and ninety-nine bales of hay on my truck, ..........
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Voyager on October 02, 2009, 10:10:35 AM
HAY! Pull Over!


(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=27388)
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: MND on October 02, 2009, 10:42:18 AM
....

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Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Voyager on October 04, 2009, 02:30:59 AM
Pull that truck over Yuri! I think we have a violation here!

That driver isn't wearing a seatbelt..
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Voyager on October 11, 2009, 11:06:44 PM
Time for a new one...
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: WestCoast on October 12, 2009, 12:12:28 AM
Time for a new one...

Even bears can't stand the smell coming from hairy Yuri's armpits.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: rutabaga on October 12, 2009, 09:54:04 AM
Take me to the city centre and step on it! The American tourists are almost here...
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: 2tallbill on October 12, 2009, 01:24:51 PM
I love Bike lanes it's like fast food.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Irinka on October 12, 2009, 07:00:51 PM
Oh so funny pictures!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Voyager on October 16, 2009, 09:40:59 PM
Hey, does anyone know the way to McDonalds?


(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=27564;image)
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: 2tallbill on October 17, 2009, 12:53:16 PM
Hey, does anyone know the way to McDonalds?


(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=27564;image)

I hang my head out the window cuz the Pakistani cab driver hasn't bathed since
his brothers wedding (when he was 8 )

 
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: B.B. on October 17, 2009, 10:09:50 PM
Time for a new one...

"I had a bad bender at NightFlight!  Get me back to the circus, pronto!  I have to be up on my unicycle for the noon show!"
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: chrsv on December 12, 2009, 06:29:12 AM
Time for a new one...

It can be a real bear catching a taxi in this town.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: TrevorM on January 11, 2010, 03:32:15 PM
Making hay before the sun shines!

(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j279/TMillbery/OddsAndSods/snowman.jpg)
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Vinnvinny on January 11, 2010, 04:21:16 PM
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=26041;image)


"My daughter is marrying a rich, old Americanski! I'll never need to work again!"

Hic.  :drunk:

Towards the end of his career Gazza's apperances were limited to coming off the bench.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Vinnvinny on January 11, 2010, 04:25:14 PM
Making hay before the sun shines!

(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j279/TMillbery/OddsAndSods/snowman.jpg)

That camera was one of the best gifts I ever bought your Mother.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Voyager on January 11, 2010, 04:38:22 PM
Making hay before the sun shines!

(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j279/TMillbery/OddsAndSods/snowman.jpg)

That camera was one of the best gifts I ever bought your Mother.

Hey baby, how'd you like to try my popsicle?  :evilgrin0002:
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: 2tallbill on January 11, 2010, 07:27:51 PM
Is it tax time already??
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Yoshik on January 11, 2010, 10:46:50 PM
I told you making bacon was fun! Just ready for the deep freeze!
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Voyager on April 23, 2010, 10:31:14 PM
Time for a new one!  ;D



 

Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture! Photos from the FSU (& EU)
Post by: Markje on April 24, 2010, 01:10:38 PM
Time for a new one!  ;D

See? I told you it was long enough!
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on April 24, 2010, 01:31:18 PM
Jimmy learns what the red paint on the curb
means today.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Jared2151 on April 26, 2010, 09:00:41 AM

   Some cities use "The Boot" for parking violaters, we use "The Hose".
Title: Russian building technologies
Post by: Olga_Mouse on April 26, 2010, 10:13:06 AM
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Post by: Markje on April 26, 2010, 01:24:38 PM
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The next time we deny your balcony building permit, you might wanna listen to us!
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: sparky114 on April 26, 2010, 02:24:01 PM
If I can shed a little light on the subject for you
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: sparky114 on April 26, 2010, 02:25:12 PM
And yes the apartment comes with its built in pole for dancing
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on April 26, 2010, 04:40:58 PM
And yes the apartment comes with its built in pole for dancing

To the bat cave Robin !!!
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on April 27, 2010, 12:17:14 AM
No, the building doesn't have an elevator, but comes with the "Fireman's special"
Title: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on July 15, 2010, 08:31:00 PM
(http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx257/ruadventures/birds-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on July 15, 2010, 08:32:55 PM
Ok, Ok, Ok, I will NOT try to exchange your mother in
the cash for clunkers program ever again  ;D
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on July 15, 2010, 10:11:54 PM
(http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx257/ruadventures/birds-1.jpg)

Bill that one was cheep!  :P
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: WestCoast on July 16, 2010, 01:15:56 AM
(http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx257/ruadventures/birds-1.jpg)

What do you mean we mate for life??!! I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas.
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on August 01, 2010, 04:06:53 PM
(http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx257/ruadventures/chairs.jpg)
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Jinx on August 01, 2010, 11:46:35 PM
(http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx257/ruadventures/chairs.jpg)

 So that's what happened to all the chairs the Republicans lost in the House and Senate in '06 and '08    ;D

 Sorry Bill, couldn't resist  :ROFL:
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: Voyager on August 02, 2010, 04:23:50 AM
So that's what happened to all the chairs the Republicans lost in the House and Senate in '06 and '08    ;D

 Sorry Bill, couldn't resist  :ROFL:

 :chuckle: :chuckle:


-----------------------------------------------------------

OK, how about this......





"Whoever made this mess is definitely going to get the chair"
  :hidechair:
Title: A little Christmas cheer
Post by: 2tallbill on December 05, 2010, 05:21:00 PM
Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: JeanClaude on December 05, 2010, 05:23:25 PM
Bill, I havent seen the front yet, but I am pretty sure I would do her))))
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on December 05, 2010, 06:15:02 PM
Bill, I havent seen the front yet, but I am pretty sure I would do her))))

I thought it was nice for the babushka to loan her the hat :-)
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: WestCoast on December 05, 2010, 07:01:23 PM
I haven't been to Russia, are you saying this isn't normal winter attire for shapely Russian women?
Title: Re: A little Christmas cheer
Post by: Voyager on December 05, 2010, 07:33:23 PM
Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)

Moscow's cold winters make the cheeks red....  :knit:  :chuckle: :whistle:
Title: Re: A little Christmas cheer
Post by: sparky114 on December 05, 2010, 11:40:14 PM
Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)

You sure there is not another bus for 30 min :)
Title: Re: A little Christmas cheer
Post by: Manny on December 06, 2010, 12:31:52 AM
Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)

"I heard there was a party at Andrewfi's place. Is this the way?"
Title: Re: A little Christmas cheer
Post by: Vinnvinny on December 06, 2010, 05:11:26 AM
Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)

"I heard there was a party at Andrewfi's place. Is this the way?"

Who is saying that? The lady on the left?  ;D
Title: Re: A little Christmas cheer
Post by: 2tallbill on December 06, 2010, 08:08:04 AM
Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)

Moscow's cold winters make the cheeks red....  :knit:  :chuckle: :whistle:

Voyager is so correct, a nice brisk walk is just the thing to put a little
color in your cheeks :-)
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on December 06, 2010, 08:10:01 AM
I haven't been to Russia, are you saying this isn't normal winter attire for shapely Russian women?

No, they almost always wear boots with heels in the winter

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)
Title: Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: msmoby on December 06, 2010, 08:27:18 AM
I wondered where my wife had gone...
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Post by: Bruce Lee on December 06, 2010, 08:34:32 AM
I wondered where my wife had gone...
:o
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Post by: msmoby on December 06, 2010, 08:37:31 AM
with my hat ...
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Post by: Bruce Lee on December 06, 2010, 08:55:47 AM
with my hat ...
At least it wasn't somebody else's :)

P.S Tell her to wear shoes next time, she'll catch death of cold :innocent:
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Post by: 2tallbill on December 09, 2010, 03:00:02 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/Rrated4.jpg)

I hate these Western Appliances they are much too small to wash clothes in.
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Post by: Vinnvinny on December 09, 2010, 03:54:34 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/Rrated4.jpg)

"I'd best go in on my own Winston as it says wash whites and coloureds separately"
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Post by: Manny on December 09, 2010, 06:08:18 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/Rrated4.jpg)

"I'd best go in on my own Winston as it says wash whites and coloureds separately"

Well played.  tiphat
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Post by: Vinnvinny on December 09, 2010, 11:12:55 PM
Well played.  tiphat

I knew you would like that. ;D
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Post by: BelleZeBoob on December 12, 2010, 09:54:15 AM
I got this picture sent on a women's forum, and thought it will be good for this thread, especially given that Christmas is coming.

The sender captioned that with 'Zdravstvuy zhopa Novy God' (Hello a** it is New Year) which saying actually does not mean anything in Russian. I replied that it is in fact not about the a** but about its front neighbor  :laugh:

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Post by: 2tallbill on December 12, 2010, 11:53:03 AM
I got this picture sent on a women's forum, and thought it will be good for this thread, especially given that Christmas is coming.

The sender captioned that with 'Zdravstvuy zhopa Novy God' (Hello a** it is New Year) which saying actually does not mean anything in Russian. I replied that it is in fact not about the a** but about its front neighbor  :laugh:



The lady in front says "oh that reminds me I need to buy cocktail weenies for the party!" 
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Post by: Vinnvinny on December 12, 2010, 02:55:38 PM
(http://www.putadaloucura.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pai-natal.jpg)

As a special treat this year Santa decided that he would show everyone his full sack before he emptied it later that evening.
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Post by: Voyager on December 12, 2010, 03:36:15 PM

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)

"I wait all day in line at the market, but still I don't have melons that nice & fresh"  :o
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Post by: MND on December 12, 2010, 10:48:50 PM
(http://www.putadaloucura.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pai-natal.jpg)

As a special treat this year Santa decided that he would show everyone his full sack before he emptied it later that evening.


Santa finally reveals himself to the non believers
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Post by: 2tallbill on January 23, 2011, 12:49:25 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/greybeard.jpg)
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Post by: msmoby on January 23, 2011, 01:52:28 PM
Masha:  did you notice this guy has got grey hair?

Natasha: well at least he has hair left - not like your last 'suitor' who came to visit you...

Masha: Well my last man flew to meet me on a plane, and didn't feel the need to demonstrate his 'virility' by driving a motor-bike across Europe and forgetting his wallet ..
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Post by: erudite on January 23, 2011, 02:15:30 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/greybeard.jpg)

We must charge extra for this and hope he isn't so difficult to "fire up" when we are all naked.
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Post by: Voyager on January 23, 2011, 02:26:04 PM
Multiple posting error. This post needs deletion. My apologies

done :nod:

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/greybeard.jpg)

OK so he needed us to come help push his bike, but why did he bring a photographer?  ???

Who'd want to see a pic of a couple of girls in short skirts anyways?  :evilgrin0002:
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Post by: dbneeley on January 23, 2011, 03:29:52 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/greybeard.jpg)

BillyB, "A" and Mama -- in his fantasies.
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Post by: BelleZeBoob on February 01, 2011, 06:52:21 PM
Winter in Russian residential quarter

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Post by: erudite on February 01, 2011, 08:38:33 PM
Winter in Russian residential quarter
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Wow!!!! Somebody built a GIANT "snowman"
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Post by: msmoby on February 02, 2011, 01:00:38 PM
Belle,

I would just LOVE to have seen the owner's face when they came to the car in the morning .. and may be even to know WHY they were the 'lucky' recipient of such 'attention' ;)
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Post by: fireeater on February 02, 2011, 04:50:04 PM
Winter in Russian residential quarter

Promise rings create large problems.   :snivel:
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Post by: d672 on February 02, 2011, 08:18:56 PM
Winter in Russian residential quarter
The ex got my car AND my knads in the divorce settlement....
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Post by: dbneeley on February 02, 2011, 10:29:13 PM
"Look--some prick has us blocked in!"
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Post by: BelleZeBoob on May 01, 2011, 05:43:19 AM
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Post by: fireeater on May 01, 2011, 07:55:44 AM
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Now shouldn't she be doing Mizaru, instead of Kikazaru.  :BLUSH:

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Post by: Paul on May 01, 2011, 08:26:13 AM
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If you keep doing that, he'll pop!
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Post by: B.B. on May 01, 2011, 09:14:37 AM
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William: "Not just my upper lip is stiff."

+--==*^*==--+

Katie: "I thought I didn't have to do this anymore after the wedding."

+--==*^*==--+

William: "Behold the sword and the stones!"

+--==*^*==--+

William: "I dub thee Dame Katie!"

+--==*^*==--+

William: "There can't be a 'Happily Ever After' without a 'Happy Ending'."


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Post by: 2tallbill on January 01, 2013, 09:25:49 AM
Time to revive an oldie but goodie

(http://foolishmind.com/img01/desperate-housewives18.jpg)
Title: Provide a caption for this picture!
Post by: 2tallbill on January 31, 2014, 08:44:45 AM
Caption This


(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1/485403_513977085339891_1951405957_n.jpg)
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Post by: NS1 on January 31, 2014, 11:24:12 AM
Caption This


(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1/485403_513977085339891_1951405957_n.jpg)

Damn were gonna be late for the donuts again:)
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Post by: HeartInTheEast on February 01, 2014, 12:49:47 AM
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4CyxUFyQcZ-6i-q0BUBbBkvUm4v86uRJN-YzfJTxKbtM5pRE5)
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Post by: 2tallbill on February 01, 2014, 01:16:40 PM
Caption This


(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1/485403_513977085339891_1951405957_n.jpg)

The police finally find some concrete evidence
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Post by: Mikeav8r on February 01, 2014, 01:21:47 PM
Caption This


(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1/485403_513977085339891_1951405957_n.jpg)

This brings a whole new meaning to "Speed Trap"
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Post by: 2tallbill on January 19, 2018, 10:18:24 PM
Caption this

(http://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12350)

Here's one to get it started

"Good place to hide while your wife confronts your mistress"

 
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Post by: sparky114 on January 19, 2018, 10:59:00 PM
You do realise he is still being breastfeed
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Post by: Maxx on January 20, 2018, 04:50:58 AM
(http://i.cubeupload.com/BlSej6.png)

"Besides the height difference I had to deal with. there was the age difference"
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Post by: Lord of the Dance on January 20, 2018, 04:22:10 PM
(http://i.cubeupload.com/BlSej6.png)

"Besides the height difference I had to deal with. there was the age difference"

 :laugh:

Should I know this guy? He looks like he could be a famous rock musician or such. 
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Post by: B.B. on January 20, 2018, 05:55:32 PM
Should I know this guy? He looks like he could be a famous rock musician or such.

I though the used to have his own HBO Show... Tales From The Crypt (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S89UnN0z1EM)

 :chuckle:

B/B
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Post by: Gipsy on January 20, 2018, 06:26:50 PM
Caption this

(http://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12350)

Here's one to get it started

"Good place to hide while your wife confronts your mistress"

"I'm in the Head Hunting business"...
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Post by: 2tallbill on January 21, 2018, 12:00:47 PM
Caption this

(http://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12350)

I'll have what HE'S having!!!

Your husband is quite friendly, isn't he?