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Title: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: Contrarian on March 05, 2017, 10:04:50 AM
Great video, enjoy.

Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: Contrarian on March 06, 2017, 08:42:19 AM
Great video, enjoy.


Did anyone else enjoy this video?   ;D
Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: Dogsoldier on March 06, 2017, 09:42:33 AM
Great video, enjoy.


Did anyone else enjoy this video?   ;D
Rather staged, don't you think?
Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: Contrarian on March 06, 2017, 11:21:28 AM
Great video, enjoy.


Did anyone else enjoy this video?   ;D
Rather staged, don't you think?

Yes, but I still liked it.
Title: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: 2tallbill on May 30, 2017, 12:22:07 PM
You know you are dating a Russian woman when........... 

Your monthly purchases of sour cream exceed your yearly purchases
of fast food.

When hearing the shower running has the same affect as Viagra.

When you've eaten more dill than pepper that month.

When you get waken up at 6:00 am because she had an itch that
needed scratching

When buying an $11 toaster 267 models are taken out of the box and
examined, the warranties compared, the electrical cords are measured,
and the 3 finalists are plugged in to see how high the toast pops up.

Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: RG on November 23, 2017, 09:14:44 AM
You know you are dating or married to a Russian woman when........... 

Your monthly purchases of sour cream exceed your yearly purchases
of fast food. and now you like it as well

When hearing the shower running has the same affect as Viagra.

When you've eaten more dill than pepper that month.

When you get waken up at 6:00 am because she had an itch that
needed scratching

When buying an $11 toaster 267 models are taken out of the box and
examined, the warranties compared, the electrical cords are measured,
and the 3 finalists are plugged in to see how high the toast pops up.

Thankfully (?) I usually handle the last one, but there's always the matter of color, finish and "final review" before purchasing.  :nod:

Occasionally hearing the sound of spitting as we might knock on wood (i.e. for good luck/not to jinx)
No empty bottles left on tables (this one has mostly gone away with time)
Debates on drinking something cold in the winter (as it "might get you sick") - science eventually won out on this one over time.  :thumbsup:
Your clothes being "picked at" and straightened before going out the door.  (still)
Debates and sometimes strong opinions when you go to buy new (mens) shoes.
Warm hugs and kisses every day.  :thumbsup:

PS - congrats on the marriage, Bill!  (yeah, it's been a while since I've been on.. )
Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: andrewfi on November 23, 2017, 09:41:06 AM
Ha, more for the list - some are seeming to kick in now that her position is secured. :)

Indoor and outdoor clothes. (we're still fighting that little battle but it is not such an easy one for me to win given that my usual version of indoor clothes is no clothes and along with a wife I am gaining a teenage boy in the household).

Anything past it's 'best by date' becomes poisonous. Given that, due to the upsets of the past year I have been away for most of the past 12 months that means most of my collection of sauces and other goodies from the U.K is now inedible.

Sex is for health and should, therefore, take place very often. I'm not fighting that, but the knock-on effect is that one needs to be fitter overall.

Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: Contrarian on November 23, 2017, 10:42:40 AM
You know you are dating a Russian woman when........... 

Your monthly purchases of sour cream exceed your yearly purchases
of fast food.

When hearing the shower running has the same affect as Viagra.

When you've eaten more dill than pepper that month.

When you get waken up at 6:00 am because she had an itch that
needed scratching

When buying an $11 toaster 267 models are taken out of the box and
examined, the warranties compared, the electrical cords are measured,
and the 3 finalists are plugged in to see how high the toast pops up.


 :ROFL: tiphat
Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: yankee on November 23, 2017, 01:44:58 PM
When one goes to the store (together) to buy butter and walk out after spending $200
Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: 2tallbill on November 23, 2017, 04:53:35 PM
Anything past it's 'best by date' becomes poisonous.

 :laugh:  Exactly!

I have bottles of ibuprofen and other pain medications that were tossed,
just because I bought too big of a bottle from Walmart or some such place.
I don't have enough aches and pains to need that many tablets before the
due date. Explaining that they build in a very comfortable margin of error
falls on deaf ears.

 
Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: 2tallbill on November 23, 2017, 04:54:56 PM
PS - congrats on the marriage, Bill!  (yeah, it's been a while since I've been on.. )

Welcome back to the forum RG!

Bill
Title: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: 2tallbill on July 20, 2022, 02:45:45 PM
You know you are dating a Russian woman when........... 

Your monthly purchases of sour cream exceed your yearly purchases
of fast food.

When hearing the shower running has the same affect as Viagra.

When you've eaten more dill than pepper that month.

When you get waken up at 6:00 am because she had an itch that
needed scratching

When buying an $11 toaster 267 models are taken out of the box and
examined, the warranties compared, the electrical cords are measured,
and the 3 finalists are plugged in to see how high the toast pops up.

When you find yourself buying 20lb bags of flower and/or sugar. Everything
is made from scratch



Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: 2tallbill on July 20, 2022, 04:15:16 PM
You know you are dating a Russian woman when........... 

Your monthly purchases of sour cream exceed your yearly purchases
of fast food.

When hearing the shower running has the same affect as Viagra.

When you've eaten more dill than pepper that month.

When you get waken up at 6:00 am because she had an itch that
needed scratching

When buying an $11 toaster 267 models are taken out of the box and
examined, the warranties compared, the electrical cords are measured,
and the 3 finalists are plugged in to see how high the toast pops up.

You know you married a Russian woman when........... 


When you find yourself buying 20lb bags of flower and/or sugar. Everything
is made from scratch

When you haul your garbage can to the curb, it's only half full. Ziplock bags
are washed out and reused, egg shells and vegetable peels end up in the
garden, you don't buy any prepackaged food. If you receive a box from
Amazon with bubble wrap, it gets saved for when we send stuff to Russia
or Christmas presents (We make salsa, bbq sauce, pickles, jams & preserves)
and box them up and mail it to friends and family.

We buy soy sauce, Worcestershire and such things by the gallon and pour it
into the table top bottles. 
Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: Orchid on July 20, 2022, 09:51:29 PM
You know that you are dating a Russian woman when on the first date she says to you “Let’s skip the dinner and go directly to bed”.
Next morning she says to you “Lets skip the dating and get married. I am a serious woman and do not have time for such crap like dating.”
Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: andrewfi on July 21, 2022, 02:41:57 AM
You know that you are dating a Russian woman when on the first date she says to you “Let’s skip the dinner and go directly to bed”.
Next morning she says to you “Lets skip the dating and get married. I am a serious woman and do not have time for such crap like dating.”

Not too sure if you're entirely serious here, but for sure, dating is less of a thing. And marriage tends to happen fast - the other side of that coin is that divorce is also easy, cheap and fast.
Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: Manny on July 24, 2022, 10:38:49 AM
Your monthly purchases of sour cream exceed your yearly purchases
of fast food.

This one made me laugh. Absolutely true.
Title: Re: You Know You Are Dating a Russian Woman When...
Post by: andrewfi on July 24, 2022, 11:12:46 AM
Your monthly purchases of sour cream exceed your yearly purchases
of fast food.

This one made me laugh. Absolutely true.

Been shopping today with Olga. My first time to the supermarket with her. Yup, 'Where's the smetana?' was the first question.

In Spain it seems that smetana is called quark. It'd better be, otherwise our chicken and salad is gonna taste a bit funny!