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A lie many women say.............
« on: January 24, 2015, 05:10:44 PM »
What lie do all women use?

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Size doesn't matter

Don't think I do this with every guy I date.
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2015, 05:25:50 PM »
Quote from: 2tallbill on January 24, 2015, 05:10:44 PM
What lie do all women use?

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I will be ready in 5 minutes (would get an extra point for an FSU angle)

time is a human invention anyway  :dh:
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Size doesn't matter

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“Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.”

Laurell K. Hamilton, Narcissus in Chains

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Don't think I do this with every guy I date.

that's not even imaginative enough for a lie  :(

Before meeting you...

a)  i lived in a monastery

b) i dated only girls

c) i've never been on a date. i am an extraterrestrial, you see... on the planet, where i am from, there are no dates (or males per that matter)  :snivel:


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A lie many men say...
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2015, 05:42:34 PM »

my other car is Mercedes


sure, i’ll mow the lawn...


i just want to snuggle!


you mean that drop-dead gorgeous blonde with green eyes, wearing small black dress, red lipstick,  fishnet stockings & 7 inch high heels, whose cheek dimple, when she smiles? no, don't think, i haven't noticed her at all!  :biggrin:
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2015, 05:43:59 PM »
Really thats the first time I have done that.

Q How many guys you had sex with?
A just 4

Your the best.

Wow thats big.

Really I don't like sex that last to long :chuckle:
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2015, 05:47:00 PM »
Really I like half bald, fat guys.

I prefer real old guys.

Your money don't matter, its your brains I like.
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2015, 05:52:03 PM »
Quote from: NS1 on January 24, 2015, 05:43:59 PM

Q How many guys you had sex with?

A: none... as a toddler, i was kidnapped by a gang of Zombie-Amazon women who have kept me hostage in the underworld until you arrived to my rescue...

what took you so long, darling?!  :snivel:
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2015, 07:00:30 PM »
Of course I date guys who don't have cars. I love taking the bus on dates.

McDonald's is one of my favourite places to have dinner.
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2015, 07:09:22 PM »
You still live with mom, that very nice of you, to take care of your mom.

Sure I like splitting the chq. on the date.

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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2015, 07:41:08 PM »
Quote from: WestCoast on January 24, 2015, 07:00:30 PM
Of course I date guys who don't have cars. I love taking the bus on dates.

i've always dreamed of walking at least 5 miles (one way) on high heels, if possible - in the rain!


Quote from: WestCoast on January 24, 2015, 07:00:30 PM
McDonald's is one of my favourite places to have dinner.

Skipping dinner all together does wonders for your health! That and long walks...   :laugh:
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2015, 07:46:02 PM »
Quote from: NS1 on January 24, 2015, 07:09:22 PM
You still live with mom, that very nice of you, to take care of your mom.

That's actually expected here, in full seriousness. (I mean, not with, but somewhere really close, like max 5 min walking ;))
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a lie men say...
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2015, 07:53:40 PM »
''By the way, let’s not tell my wife about this woman. I want it to be a surprise. You see, she’s helping me buy tomatoes. My wife loves tomatoes.''

man, after he was caught with a prostitute

http://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/lamest-excuses-ever-uttered/2/#ixzz3PnWSQyYK
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2015, 04:51:27 AM »
Used by every woman as she lies frustrated in her bed, or smoking a penis substitute fag:
Size doesn't matter
It happens to everybody
It isn't important

Then there the ones not used by every woman, but that every woman is ready to use:
I prefer older men anyway
A good man has a few extra kilos
Oh, it is just what I always wanted

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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2015, 05:33:16 AM »
Quote from: andrewfi on January 29, 2015, 04:51:27 AM

I prefer older men anyway
A good man has a few extra kilos



 :-X TRUE
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2015, 06:48:09 AM »
Quote from: Volshe on January 29, 2015, 05:33:16 AM
Quote from: andrewfi on January 29, 2015, 04:51:27 AM

I prefer older men anyway
A good man has a few extra kilos



 :-X TRUE

What,  are you saying that these are not lies?  :thumbsup:
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2015, 07:17:00 AM »
Quote from: andrewfi on January 29, 2015, 06:48:09 AM
Quote from: Volshe on January 29, 2015, 05:33:16 AM
Quote from: andrewfi on January 29, 2015, 04:51:27 AM

I prefer older men anyway
A good man has a few extra kilos



 :-X TRUE

What,  are you saying that these are not lies?  :thumbsup:

Yes, that's what i (and numerous others) said  :)
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2015, 11:45:08 AM »
I know that numerous women have said them. ;)

Sometimes it might be true - not often.
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Re: A lie many women say.............
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2015, 06:38:05 AM »
Quote from: andrewfi on January 29, 2015, 11:45:08 AM
I know that numerous women have said them. ;)

Sometimes it might be true - not often.

I'd say you might have trust issues  ;D

It's mostly true, unless we are speaking of bizarre age gaps... and still, "чужая душа - потемки".

Alberto Moravia and Carmen Llera



Aliza Kezeradze and Ivo Pogorelic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliza_Kezeradze



It's more common among outstanding artists and writers though... Does Melania love dearly 24y older Donald Trump... i dunno and i don't really care, as they are both unimportant & meaningless creatures in my own universe ;)


 :-X there is that saying about big corn growing only under big hills  :BLUSH:
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