Red Alert: Putin Claims Victory
America to be Turned Into One Giant Amusement Park!
Stunning announcement from the Kremlin today. President Vladimir Putin said today that Mr. Trump’s duties as a KGB sleeper agent would be ending, with his blundering of super secret information about laptop bombs that terrorists might use – this said in passing to Sergey Lavrov, Russian Foreign Minister and night-time super spy during Mr. Lavrov’s recent visit to the White House.
Sordid details of the ultra, super duper, top secret information are that Trump will be stepping down as POTUS due to his inability to deal with horseshit 24/7 and would be turning over his position to wannabe megalomaniac, Chelsea Clinton, who will report directly to the Kremlin.
Trump told Serg (Trump’s nickname for his comrade buddy) that he thought about letting Ivanka step into the position but upon further reflection decided that with America as a power player in the amusement park business, that her talents were above cutting ribbons at park openings, overseeing CIA sponsored theme events where one park will be armed to blow up another park and directing the US media to continue in their role of lying about anything and everything, most especially about upcoming carnival events at each park.
A Kremlin spokesperson said, on condition of anonymity of course, that the horseshit Mr. Trump was dealing with from dimwitted politicians, media idiot savants and even his own spineless administration personnel was so deep that Russian T-90 tanks couldn’t wade through it.
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It Appears that Russia-Insider.com had it right all along!