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General Discussion => General Chat => Topic started by: Voyager on May 12, 2009, 12:51:16 AM
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This thread is for posting a funny caption to the picture posted. Since I want this to be a community thread, I would ask that you allow other folks some time to post their captions. Please give at least a couple of days for people to post captions before putting up a new pic.
No very naughty pics please! {G or PG rated only}
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Ok, Here's the first one
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" I hope he's not into bathtub sex!"
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"The Bull has really been flying around here lately" :chuckle:
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1. New, this year in Pamplona! The swimming of the bulls!
2. "Okay, okay! I'm sorry I called your wife a cow!"
3. "Paging Mr. Darwin...paging Mr. Charles Darwin...please direct your attention to the video monitors, Mr. Darwin, where your theory is being put to the test...."
4. Here we find a hapless WM, pursued by his angry R/UW Mother-in-Law....
5. "Swim, Forrest! SWIM!!!"
Seriously, unless that dewd has some serious Jesus-powers, he should have dove headfirst, and then cut hard to the right or left. NFW is that that bovine going to be as maneuverable in the water as he is.
Of course, I say that (a) from the perspective of having been a champion swimmer, and (b) from the comfort and safety of my apartment (where I am unpursued by hostile force, traction engine, bull or horse...)
B/B
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2. "Okay, okay! I'm sorry I called your wife a cow!"
:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Or how about- "You can lead a horse to water, but a bull is best left alone!" ;D
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Damn, I knew I should have made 'water into wine day' on Thursday instead of Sunday!"
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"EL DIABLO AIRLINES Trans Atlantic Flight 97 now departing from chute number three.
Passengers with coach tickets may now board."
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. o O ( oh man, this is gonna leave a mark )
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Honest, man I didn't know that quarter-pounder was your daughter !!!
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The bull was not amused when someone told him "bullshit".
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Ok, Ok, maybe saying you were acting like a bull in a China shop was
a little bit strong.
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You just can't fix stupid
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Hey Miguel! We usually only milk the cows, not the bulls! :o
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Go ahead big man, grab me by the horns!
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Go ahead big man, grab me by the horns!
Then you can ring my cute little bell ;D
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Si chico, I got your Moo-tivation - Moo-tivate this :sombrero:
Moo Moo? We don't need no stinking moos! :smokin:
Yeah I got your bull by the horn - right here :evilgrin0002:
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"Your Lucky Horoscope
for today
Virgo is a good match for you,
but avoid Taurus...."
:chuckle: :chuckle:
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(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25131;image)
After I'm done with you. I'm gonna find me a nice china shop to take a stroll through....
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(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25097;image)
Pamplona has the Running of the Bulls, we are starting the Swimming of the Bull - one bull chasing one swimmer.
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(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25131;image)
The bull:
"Hey why are you running away man?" "What's wrong?" "what's wrong. I'm just a little horny, that's all." "Hey, wait up!"
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"I got a fever, and the only prescription....I gotta have more cowbell" Bruce Dickinson SNL Cowbell skit
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New one
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I don't know whats different about the photo, that's how my ex-wife always
parks. This guy must know her.
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There are good days and then there was today
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You see your Honor it's like this.............
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It's a little difficult to get into this parking spot, but in this part of town any parking spot is worth it.
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Well the sign DID say "Angle Parking Only"... :o
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(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25183;image)
You probably wonder why I'm smiling aren't you? Well, I'll tell you. It's a rental and I paid the extra for the insurance. :chuckle:
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Hi officer. Well, it's like this. I was half way up the building and the spouting broke loose. The next thing I know, I'm free falling and ...
Soccer Mom, meet Socccer Dad.
That parking space is MINE, Be-yatch.
Nissan.
For those times when you want to kick face climbing up a notch.
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Looks like this car successsfully completed the moose-test... It didn't tip over.
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(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25183)
I only have 2 wheels on the ground - Can I get the motorcycle parking rate? ;D
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(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25183)
RYAN Air will get you there! Call now for our express curbside pickup service!
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I can't seem to find the parking meter... ???
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Whadda mean we can't fit into that space? Just watch me... :o
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Time for a new one...
:o
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Shits gonna hit everything but the fan ! :hidechair:
BTW nice chick magnet truck ! :)
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Uh, honey - you might want to turn on the wipers.... :sick0012:
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This is a picture for a new billboard:
Texting while driving.
( It's just a bad idea for everybody. )
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Oh heck! It's a hot day, traffic is bad, and we're driving behind a truck with 2 stinky potties. What else could possibly go wrong? :o
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?topic=7693.msg112945#msg112945)
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Driver: What's the clearance of this bridge?
Passenger: s h i t..., doesn't matter..
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DMV anti tail gating "Before" poster # 141
Note: After poster discontinued as it caused a sh!t storm
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Sorry I'm late, but if I may...
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25097;image)
Whoa Leo whoa, you are right, black men can score in the FSU.
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(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=25183;image)
Hi, allow me to introduce myself. I Oleg, I teach RW how to drive.
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OK, time for a new one, something from the FSU...
:o :o
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(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=26041;image)
"My daughter is marrying a rich, old Americanski! I'll never need to work again!"
Hic. :drunk:
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If to be honest I worry about this man on a picture...his neck is turned dangerous for his head's blood circulation.
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"Come to think of it, maybe I did leave my shoes at the bar ....."
"Dima returns home late one night to find that his wife had indeed moved the entrance gate at the dacha."
" Some days, the balance beam is just not your forte'."
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I think I spilled my drink... :drunk: :sick0012:
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My wife caught me whistling in the house
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Fred is 60 (but looks younger) is seeking a young 20 year old
Russian wife and has been reading up on the Kama Sutra
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You know that this new inversion table ain't all it's
cracked out to be.
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Da Vladeeemeer, I can definitely be a kosmonaut. Look I eeeven hav zee spase capzule poziteetion all worked out.
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(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=26041;image)
ahhh, it feels good to finally sleep in my own bed
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Ha! You Americans are weak! I could drink any of you under the table! (Err, bench...) :drunk:
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OK, so doing the Pub Crawl by bus was not such a good idea. :sick0012:
Anyone know what time the next bus is? :drunk: :Zzzzsleep:
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Time for a new pic.... ;D
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The bar threw me out, because they had to remind me *AGAIN* about the dresscode.
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Time for a new pic.... ;D
This cone is damn difficult, why can't we load em like a square.
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Bet the Egyptians couldn't do this!
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( As heard being sung from the cab of the truck )
A thousand bales of hay on my truck,
A thousand bales of hay on my truck,
One falls off and crushes a car,
Nine hundred and ninety-nine bales of hay on my truck,
Nine hundred and ninety-nine bales of hay on my truck, ..........
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HAY! Pull Over!
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=27388)
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Pull that truck over Yuri! I think we have a violation here!
That driver isn't wearing a seatbelt..
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Time for a new one...
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Time for a new one...
Even bears can't stand the smell coming from hairy Yuri's armpits.
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Take me to the city centre and step on it! The American tourists are almost here...
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I love Bike lanes it's like fast food.
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Oh so funny pictures! :laugh:
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Hey, does anyone know the way to McDonalds?
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=27564;image)
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Hey, does anyone know the way to McDonalds?
(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=27564;image)
I hang my head out the window cuz the Pakistani cab driver hasn't bathed since
his brothers wedding (when he was 8 )
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Time for a new one...
"I had a bad bender at NightFlight! Get me back to the circus, pronto! I have to be up on my unicycle for the noon show!"
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Time for a new one...
It can be a real bear catching a taxi in this town.
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Making hay before the sun shines!
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j279/TMillbery/OddsAndSods/snowman.jpg)
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(http://ruadventures.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7693.0;attach=26041;image)
"My daughter is marrying a rich, old Americanski! I'll never need to work again!"
Hic. :drunk:
Towards the end of his career Gazza's apperances were limited to coming off the bench.
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Making hay before the sun shines!
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j279/TMillbery/OddsAndSods/snowman.jpg)
That camera was one of the best gifts I ever bought your Mother.
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Making hay before the sun shines!
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j279/TMillbery/OddsAndSods/snowman.jpg)
That camera was one of the best gifts I ever bought your Mother.
Hey baby, how'd you like to try my popsicle? :evilgrin0002:
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Is it tax time already??
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I told you making bacon was fun! Just ready for the deep freeze!
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Time for a new one! ;D
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Time for a new one! ;D
See? I told you it was long enough!
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Jimmy learns what the red paint on the curb
means today.
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Some cities use "The Boot" for parking violaters, we use "The Hose".
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The next time we deny your balcony building permit, you might wanna listen to us!
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If I can shed a little light on the subject for you
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And yes the apartment comes with its built in pole for dancing
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And yes the apartment comes with its built in pole for dancing
To the bat cave Robin !!!
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No, the building doesn't have an elevator, but comes with the "Fireman's special"
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(http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx257/ruadventures/birds-1.jpg)
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Ok, Ok, Ok, I will NOT try to exchange your mother in
the cash for clunkers program ever again ;D
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(http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx257/ruadventures/birds-1.jpg)
Bill that one was cheep! :P
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(http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx257/ruadventures/birds-1.jpg)
What do you mean we mate for life??!! I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas.
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(http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx257/ruadventures/chairs.jpg)
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(http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx257/ruadventures/chairs.jpg)
So that's what happened to all the chairs the Republicans lost in the House and Senate in '06 and '08 ;D
Sorry Bill, couldn't resist :ROFL:
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So that's what happened to all the chairs the Republicans lost in the House and Senate in '06 and '08 ;D
Sorry Bill, couldn't resist :ROFL:
:chuckle: :chuckle:
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OK, how about this......
"Whoever made this mess is definitely going to get the chair" :hidechair:
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Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)
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Bill, I havent seen the front yet, but I am pretty sure I would do her))))
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Bill, I havent seen the front yet, but I am pretty sure I would do her))))
I thought it was nice for the babushka to loan her the hat :-)
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I haven't been to Russia, are you saying this isn't normal winter attire for shapely Russian women?
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Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)
Moscow's cold winters make the cheeks red.... :knit: :chuckle: :whistle:
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Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)
You sure there is not another bus for 30 min :)
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Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)
"I heard there was a party at Andrewfi's place. Is this the way?"
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Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)
"I heard there was a party at Andrewfi's place. Is this the way?"
Who is saying that? The lady on the left? ;D
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Here is a cheeky photo just begging for a caption
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)
Moscow's cold winters make the cheeks red.... :knit: :chuckle: :whistle:
Voyager is so correct, a nice brisk walk is just the thing to put a little
color in your cheeks :-)
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I haven't been to Russia, are you saying this isn't normal winter attire for shapely Russian women?
No, they almost always wear boots with heels in the winter
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)
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I wondered where my wife had gone...
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I wondered where my wife had gone...
:o
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with my hat ...
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with my hat ...
At least it wasn't somebody else's :)
P.S Tell her to wear shoes next time, she'll catch death of cold :innocent:
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(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/Rrated4.jpg)
I hate these Western Appliances they are much too small to wash clothes in.
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(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/Rrated4.jpg)
"I'd best go in on my own Winston as it says wash whites and coloureds separately"
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(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/Rrated4.jpg)
"I'd best go in on my own Winston as it says wash whites and coloureds separately"
Well played. tiphat
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Well played. tiphat
I knew you would like that. ;D
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I got this picture sent on a women's forum, and thought it will be good for this thread, especially given that Christmas is coming.
The sender captioned that with 'Zdravstvuy zhopa Novy God' (Hello a** it is New Year) which saying actually does not mean anything in Russian. I replied that it is in fact not about the a** but about its front neighbor :laugh:
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I got this picture sent on a women's forum, and thought it will be good for this thread, especially given that Christmas is coming.
The sender captioned that with 'Zdravstvuy zhopa Novy God' (Hello a** it is New Year) which saying actually does not mean anything in Russian. I replied that it is in fact not about the a** but about its front neighbor :laugh:
The lady in front says "oh that reminds me I need to buy cocktail weenies for the party!"
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(http://www.putadaloucura.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pai-natal.jpg)
As a special treat this year Santa decided that he would show everyone his full sack before he emptied it later that evening.
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(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/merrychristmas2.jpg)
"I wait all day in line at the market, but still I don't have melons that nice & fresh" :o
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(http://www.putadaloucura.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pai-natal.jpg)
As a special treat this year Santa decided that he would show everyone his full sack before he emptied it later that evening.
Santa finally reveals himself to the non believers
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(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/greybeard.jpg)
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Masha: did you notice this guy has got grey hair?
Natasha: well at least he has hair left - not like your last 'suitor' who came to visit you...
Masha: Well my last man flew to meet me on a plane, and didn't feel the need to demonstrate his 'virility' by driving a motor-bike across Europe and forgetting his wallet ..
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(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/greybeard.jpg)
We must charge extra for this and hope he isn't so difficult to "fire up" when we are all naked.
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Multiple posting error. This post needs deletion. My apologies
done :nod:
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/greybeard.jpg)
OK so he needed us to come help push his bike, but why did he bring a photographer? ???
Who'd want to see a pic of a couple of girls in short skirts anyways? :evilgrin0002:
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(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/2tallbill/greybeard.jpg)
BillyB, "A" and Mama -- in his fantasies.
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Winter in Russian residential quarter
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Winter in Russian residential quarter
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Wow!!!! Somebody built a GIANT "snowman"
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Belle,
I would just LOVE to have seen the owner's face when they came to the car in the morning .. and may be even to know WHY they were the 'lucky' recipient of such 'attention' ;)
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Winter in Russian residential quarter
Promise rings create large problems. :snivel:
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Winter in Russian residential quarter
The ex got my car AND my knads in the divorce settlement....
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"Look--some prick has us blocked in!"
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Now shouldn't she be doing Mizaru, instead of Kikazaru. :BLUSH:
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If you keep doing that, he'll pop!
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William: "Not just my upper lip is stiff."
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Katie: "I thought I didn't have to do this anymore after the wedding."
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William: "Behold the sword and the stones!"
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William: "I dub thee Dame Katie!"
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William: "There can't be a 'Happily Ever After' without a 'Happy Ending'."
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Time to revive an oldie but goodie
(http://foolishmind.com/img01/desperate-housewives18.jpg)
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Caption This
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Caption This
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Damn were gonna be late for the donuts again:)
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Caption This
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The police finally find some concrete evidence
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Caption This
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This brings a whole new meaning to "Speed Trap"
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Caption this
(http://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12350)
Here's one to get it started
"Good place to hide while your wife confronts your mistress"
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You do realise he is still being breastfeed
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(http://i.cubeupload.com/BlSej6.png)
"Besides the height difference I had to deal with. there was the age difference"
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"Besides the height difference I had to deal with. there was the age difference"
:laugh:
Should I know this guy? He looks like he could be a famous rock musician or such.
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Should I know this guy? He looks like he could be a famous rock musician or such.
I though the used to have his own HBO Show... Tales From The Crypt (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S89UnN0z1EM)
:chuckle:
B/B
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Caption this
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Here's one to get it started
"Good place to hide while your wife confronts your mistress"
"I'm in the Head Hunting business"...
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Caption this
(http://www.captionthis.org/image.php?pic_id=12350)
I'll have what HE'S having!!!
Your husband is quite friendly, isn't he?