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Provide a caption for this picture!
« on: May 12, 2009, 12:51:16 AM »
This thread is for posting a funny caption to the picture  posted. Since I want this to be a community thread, I would ask that you allow other folks some time to post their captions. Please give at least a couple of days for people to post captions before putting up a new pic.

No very naughty pics please! {G or PG rated only}



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Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2009, 09:46:08 PM »
Ok, Here's the first one

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Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2009, 11:05:27 PM »
" I hope he's not into bathtub sex!"
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Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2009, 11:12:17 PM »
"The Bull has really been flying around here lately"  :chuckle:

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Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2009, 11:24:36 PM »
1.  New, this year in Pamplona!  The swimming of the bulls!

2. "Okay, okay!  I'm sorry I called your wife a cow!"

3.  "Paging Mr. Darwin...paging Mr. Charles Darwin...please direct your attention to the video monitors, Mr. Darwin, where your theory is being put to the test...."

4.  Here we find a hapless WM, pursued by his angry R/UW Mother-in-Law....

5. "Swim, Forrest! SWIM!!!"

Seriously, unless that dewd has some serious Jesus-powers, he should have dove headfirst, and then cut hard to the right or left.  NFW is that that bovine going to be as maneuverable in the water as he is.

Of course, I say that (a) from the perspective of having been a champion swimmer, and (b) from the comfort and safety of my apartment (where I am unpursued by hostile force, traction engine, bull or horse...)

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Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2009, 11:34:38 PM »

2. "Okay, okay!  I'm sorry I called your wife a cow!"


 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:


Or how about- "You can lead a horse to water, but a bull is best left alone!"   ;D

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Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2009, 04:56:01 AM »
Damn, I knew I should have made 'water into wine day' on Thursday instead of Sunday!"

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Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2009, 06:31:43 AM »

  "EL DIABLO AIRLINES Trans Atlantic Flight 97 now departing from chute number three.
   Passengers with coach tickets may now board."

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Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2009, 06:36:07 AM »

 . o O ( oh man, this is gonna leave a mark )

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Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2009, 06:37:48 AM »

  Honest, man I didn't know that quarter-pounder was your daughter !!!

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Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2009, 06:38:58 AM »
The bull was not amused when someone told him "bullshit".
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Re: Povide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2009, 09:20:14 AM »
Ok, Ok, maybe saying you were acting like a bull in a China shop was
a little bit strong.
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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2009, 10:04:31 AM »
You just can't fix stupid

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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2009, 12:06:05 PM »
Hey Miguel! We usually only milk the cows, not the bulls!  :o

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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2009, 12:18:43 PM »
Go ahead big man, grab me by the horns!

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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2009, 12:52:29 PM »
Go ahead big man, grab me by the horns!

Then you can ring my cute little bell  ;D
FSUW are not for entry level daters. FSUW don't do vague FSUW like a man of action so be a man of action  If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane. There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2009, 02:38:59 PM »
Si chico, I got your Moo-tivation - Moo-tivate this :sombrero:

Moo Moo?  We don't need no stinking moos! :smokin:

Yeah I got your bull by the horn - right here :evilgrin0002:

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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2009, 04:17:35 PM »
"Your Lucky Horoscope
for today


Virgo is a good match for you,
but avoid Taurus
...."

 :chuckle: :chuckle:



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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2009, 05:05:39 PM »


After I'm done with you. I'm gonna find me a nice china shop to take a stroll through....



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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2009, 06:20:24 PM »


Pamplona has the Running of the Bulls, we are starting the Swimming of the Bull - one bull chasing one swimmer.
andrewfi says ''Proximity is almost no guarantee of authority" and "in many cases, distance gives a better picture with less emotional and subjective input."

That means I'm a subject matter expert on all things Russia, Ukraine and UK.

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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2009, 06:26:32 PM »


The bull:

"Hey why are you running away man?" "What's wrong?" "what's wrong. I'm just a little horny, that's all." "Hey, wait up!"

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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2009, 07:08:42 PM »
"I got a fever, and the only prescription....I gotta have more cowbell" Bruce Dickinson SNL Cowbell skit
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Provide a caption!
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2009, 02:53:11 PM »
New one

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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2009, 05:02:48 PM »
I don't know whats different about the photo, that's how my ex-wife always
parks. This guy must know her.


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Re: Provide a caption for this picture!
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2009, 05:10:23 PM »
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