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Re: Good jokes are good in English and in Russian
« Reply #60 on: January 14, 2018, 12:24:37 PM »
Good one Wiz!
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Re: Good jokes are good in English and in Russian
« Reply #61 on: January 15, 2018, 04:31:59 AM »
The Cowboy

A  successful Montana rancher died and left everything to his devoted  wife.

She was a very good-looking  woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about  ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch  hand .

Two cowboys applied for the  job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard  about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,  figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the  drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker  who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For  weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very  well.

Then one day, the rancher's  widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the  ranch looks great You should go into town and kick up your  heels.'

The hired hand readily agreed  and went into town one Saturday  night.

One o'clock came, however, and  he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned  around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's  widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for  him.

She quietly called him over to  her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it  off,' she said.  Trembling, he did as she  directed.
'Now take off my  boots.' He did as she asked, ever so  slowly .
Now  take off my stockings.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly  by her boots.

'Now take off my  skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes  in the fire  light.

'Now take off my  bra.' Again, with trembling hands , he did as he was told and  dropped it to the  floor.

Then she looked at him and  said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're  fired.'

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