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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2009, 07:50:34 AM »
I've posted this before somewhere...my favourite was during a serious discusion of marriage plans Mila had been looking at an english website for things that we do over here for wedding and receptions...she asked...

"What does it mean when they say the bride and groom play hide the salami?"

Was so funny and it caught me by surprise.
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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2009, 08:35:03 AM »
OMG !!!!   LMAO...... too funny Froid

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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2009, 08:40:12 AM »
Beeel, if you truly want to have some fun with her, try a scavenger hunt.

The first written clue leads to the next hidden written clue ..... for as long as you want to make her look.  Be sure to run her from one end of the ranch to the other searching.


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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2009, 11:42:43 AM »
I'm guessing that more than one guy might have a crush on the lovely Russian singer Valeriya.


Listen to her accent as on this short video she introduces Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees and then sings "Stayin' Alive" with him.


Nice Valeriya photos here!

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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2009, 12:08:21 PM »
  I was wondering why this topic is down in the doghouse. Was it my cute story ?  I didn't think it was all too  XXX . I mean didn't some of you guys have a penis conversation somewhere awhile back ?
 Were there any complaints ?

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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2009, 12:21:33 PM »

Apparently, the Dutch "Goeie-Morgen" (good morning) , the first part "Goeie" is very much pronounced like a dirty russian curse-word, she never told me which though.


Hm...  ???  What can that be?  :reading:

Girls? either горе or говно?

It is the word "хуй" , apparently  :popcorn:
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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2009, 12:23:02 PM »

It is the word "хуй" , apparently  :popcorn:


Oops!   :BLUSH:
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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2009, 12:26:34 PM »

It is the word "хуй" , apparently  :popcorn:


Oops!   :BLUSH:

But what does this word mean? Google returns nothing.
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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2009, 12:30:50 PM »

But what does this word mean? Google returns nothing.


Very very very very dirty word for "penis"  :BLUSH:

http://ru.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D1%85%D1%83%D0%B9

http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A5%D1%83%D0%B9
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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2009, 02:13:54 PM »

It is the word "хуй" , apparently  :popcorn:


Oops!   :BLUSH:

But what does this word mean? Google returns nothing.


An short form of the name Richard  :)

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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2009, 06:06:45 PM »
I've posted this before somewhere...my favourite was during a serious discusion of marriage plans Mila had been looking at an english website for things that we do over here for wedding and receptions...she asked...

"What does it mean when they say the bride and groom play hide the salami?"

Was so funny and it caught me by surprise.


 :ROFL:

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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2009, 03:32:49 AM »
We have a chain of sporting goods stores around here called "Dick's Sporting Goods"  My wife seems to find that very funny.

Confusing clothes and coats caught me by surprise the first time I encountered it.  I was meeting a lady in Kiev,  We went out of town to a restaurant that had a big central dining room and a bunch of cabins in a circle that were very private dining rooms.  We went to one of the cabins.  She walked in and looked for the thermostat and said she wanted to turn the heat way up because she wanted to take her clothes off.  Boy was I disappointed when I found out what she really meant.

When the subject of dirty hands came up receintly my wife said she had washed her hands in the toilet.   I did suggest she might want to change that to she washed her hands in the ladies room or rest room.   I can alse recall being in a park with my former fiancee and asking if she wanted a bottle of water from the vending machine and she said no, she drank in the toilet.    I hope not.

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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2009, 10:03:05 PM »

Apparently, the Dutch "Goeie-Morgen" (good morning) , the first part "Goeie" is very much pronounced like a dirty russian curse-word, she never told me which though.


Hm...  ???  What can that be?  :reading:

Girls? either горе or говно?
Если она с Украины, возможно она произносит г как х и гуе превращается в ... ;D

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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2009, 07:45:29 AM »
Ttrrrrrrrrruusssst Me ! (rolling R's)


When my GF says Ttrrrrrrrrruusssst Me! (trust me) then she
is warning me in advance that she is up to something. This is
not the time to close my eyes and open my mouth for example
and it is definitely the time to wonder what she is going to do
with the snowball she is holding.

FSUW are not for entry level daters. FSUW don't do vague FSUW like a man of action so be a man of action  If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane. There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Kiss the girl, don't ask her first.
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Re: Cute Things Former Soviet Girls Say
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2009, 11:01:10 AM »
Для тех, кто имеет слабое представление о голландском: G-произносится как Х русская, OE как У. Вот и получается не очень приличное для "девушки из Украины ;D" слово. Просто Марк забыл предупредить об отличии голландского от английского.  :laugh: