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What are the worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact  

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2018, 09:35:51 AM »
Must dress in high heels, lingerie with push up bras and serve Heineken to you and your guests during sporting events on TV.
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2018, 03:02:54 PM »
Later I was to understand this is highly offensive to most women of an Orthodox belief.

Women are even forbidden religiously to enter orthodox churches during their period

Mark

I was baptised and brought up under the Greek Orthodox Christian religion and never heard or told of such restriction. Not that I was a regular church goer apart from weddings, baptisms, funeral and EASTER, which socially I was obligated to.

As we know, during that period of the Red Army invasion, most if not all women have a very high level of libido and seldom refuse an offer for a good time. If a man has a dislike or objection meeting the Heavy Red army then there is always the alternative option of the back door, which is also very arousing and pleasurable experience and women at that state of the high level libido, rarely refuse an encounter with an experienced practitioner. There is an expression call it….. “The Greek Way”.

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I was told from a friend that was dating a woman of that Orthodox belief and religion, that certain days of the month and religion dates, naked bodies are not permitted to come into direct contact and the woman had a special bed sheet to cover her body and there was a hole in a convenient place allowing him to enter the paradise castle!

I don’t know if that is true or not but probably you can verify the existence of that religious order and belief!


WARNING:

DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED.


Any how just for a laugh here is a song that we used to sing during the Carnival period in Greece, especially around the big fires we use to dance or the clubs. Of course it was custom wearing a mask so you did not know who was the person behind the mask.

“The pussy is called Yiota and the dick Panagiota”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf9L1ZhYi8I

The pussy is called Yiota
and the dick Panagiota.
And the dick Panagiota
and go ask who ever you want to.

And whoever you want to ask,
the head comes in first.
The head comes in first
and the balls shut the door.

I hope you are not offended by the satirical words of the song.

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2018, 09:47:54 PM »
This is true, one woman I meet while dating eventually after a couple dates asked if having intimacy during her menstrual cycle was something I desired.

Stunned I was left sort of wordless. Finally I admitted honestly that it was not something I ever considered.

She told me a bloke from a foggy Island insisted upon it.  :sick0002:

Later I was to understand this is highly offensive to most women of an Orthodox belief.



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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2018, 09:50:56 PM »
The first question which I would put to any prospective date would be, "Do you know "Moby" (insert real name).


If she responded with a "Yes", she would be history for me.  :laugh:
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2018, 11:19:32 PM »


Mark

I was baptised and brought up under the Greek Orthodox Christian religion and never heard or told of such restriction. Not that I was a regular church goer apart from weddings, baptisms, funeral and EASTER, which socially I was obligated to.

Yet the baptism of my second son was postponed because of this 'problem'. One of lenas friends could not enter church.
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2018, 12:37:43 AM »


Mark

I was baptised and brought up under the Greek Orthodox Christian religion and never heard or told of such restriction. Not that I was a regular church goer apart from weddings, baptisms, funeral and EASTER, which socially I was obligated to.

Yet the baptism of my second son was postponed because of this 'problem'. One of lenas friends could not enter church.

Did she had a meeting with the priest, he checked her and advised not to enter the church? :laugh:

Don't get me wrong, I don't doubt what you say but it's a bit far fetch excuse or the woman lives in another century!

Maybe the priest had a long nose and he could smell it! :ROFL:




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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2018, 01:06:09 AM »


Mark

I was baptised and brought up under the Greek Orthodox Christian religion and never heard or told of such restriction. Not that I was a regular church goer apart from weddings, baptisms, funeral and EASTER, which socially I was obligated to.

Yet the baptism of my second son was postponed because of this 'problem'. One of lenas friends could not enter church.

Did she had a meeting with the priest, he checked her and advised not to enter the church? :laugh:

Don't get me wrong, I don't doubt what you say but it's a bit far fetch excuse or the woman lives in another century!

Maybe the priest had a long nose and he could smell it! :ROFL:

Or greek orthodox is not russian orthodox. Google is your enemy

http://orthodoxinfo.com/praxis/menses.aspx
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2018, 01:19:22 AM »
WHAT a load of bollox ... Some facets of Religions are based on misogynistic voodoo and should be ignored.. until the Church gets in the 21C

Imagine - cancelling a Christening because of the 'time of the month' ...

For once I agree with Wiz.... Do we think an Orthodox Priest can detect a Woman who is menstruating ?

Markje, please do not misunderstand me - I get the pressure the lady friend felt ... I am angry with the Church
Russia doesn't have form for making stuff like this up.
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2018, 04:22:12 AM »
The first question which I would put to any prospective date would be, "Do you know "Moby" (insert real name).


If she responded with a "Yes", she would be history for me.  :laugh:

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« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2018, 05:00:02 AM »
The first question which I would put to any prospective date would be, "Do you know "Moby" (insert real name).


If she responded with a "Yes", she would be history for me.  :laugh:

For reasons best known to the lady - I doubt you'd even get to that stage.... but dream on ... :chuckle:
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2018, 09:51:24 AM »
I did ask once and got this reply:

What is said in other mens letters is not really standard at all.
Some write more to tell their life story and of all their history when really it is now and the future that matters more.
Others write as though it was an erotic correspondence and talk only of sexual fantasies.
Some write wanting only a written relationship and have no intention to ever meet.
Some want women to travel with but not marriage or a serious relationship.
It is quite varied.

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« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2018, 12:26:30 PM »
I did ask once and got this reply:

What is said in other mens letters is not really standard at all.
Some write more to tell their life story and of all their history when really it is now and the future that matters more.
Others write as though it was an erotic correspondence and talk only of sexual fantasies.
Some write wanting only a written relationship and have no intention to ever meet.
Some want women to travel with but not marriage or a serious relationship.
It is quite varied.

Others write as though it was an erotic correspondence and talk only of sexual fantasies.

I think I did some thing like that .. :laugh:
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« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2018, 12:56:41 PM »

Mark

I was baptised and brought up under the Greek Orthodox Christian religion and never heard or told of such restriction. Not that I was a regular church goer apart from weddings, baptisms, funerals, Christmas and EASTER, which socially I was obligated to.

Yet the baptism of my second son was postponed because of this 'problem'. One of lenas friends could not enter church.

Did she had a meeting with the priest, he checked her and advised not to enter the church? :laugh:

Don't get me wrong, I don't doubt what you say but it's a bit far fetch excuse or the woman lives in another century!

Maybe the priest had a long nose and he could smell it! :ROFL:

Or greek orthodox is not russian orthodox. Google is your enemy

http://orthodoxinfo.com/praxis/menses.aspx

Mark

I think I have made my position clear regarding religion. I am not overzealous neither a fanatic. As it happen it was part of my Greek upbringing ..... but I went to church only on Social occasions and when I had to.... to keep my old mother and school duties happy, otherwise...... it's allient to me. When I was at the High school, I was expelled from the compulsory religious lessons because I asked the teacher a silly question: " About the immaculate conception there could be some "possible physical or natural explanation" ....... BUT how Maria, Christ's mother can still be a virgin after giving birth to a baby?"

I already told you the answer of my religious teacher..... never was allowed to the class again, so that hour I had to spent alone somewhere most often at the toilets smoking!

I am sorry but in this case I have to agree with Moby. I made the effort to read the whole page but at the end nothing is changing my views. BTW this site is based in California and as we all know America has plenty of Religious nutcases and charlatans  who take advantage of people with very low IQ.

Let's not forget that religion has been used in many places on the world to control the masses together with the police and the army!

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« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2018, 01:27:39 PM »
Looks like the thread got derailed a bit (as most threads do)

Great questions for a first letter

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« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2018, 12:39:21 PM »
Looks like the thread got derailed a bit (as most threads do)

Great questions for a first letter

Do you have all your teeth? I've noticed you smile funny

Most people say they have all their teeth and all their hair it's just the age issue ... like I'm 70 years old , have all my own teeth and hair !! What more do you want? Oh and by the way our family suffers some genetic deformity Im 70 but actually look 40!!

And its really peeing me off this web site is sending me matches who are in their 50's!!!

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