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What are the worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact  

Do you think men really need to shower every week even in winter?
Don't you think that women should change the oil in the car?
Do women really need to spend money on supplies for their moon? or  can they just use toilet paper for most days?
Spit or swallow?
What types of infractions do you think a wife deserves to be spanked?
What type of punishment do you think a wife deserves if the dinner is cold?
How soon after child birth should a woman lose all her extra weight?
It's fine for me to visit my old girl friends from time to time don't you think?
Do you have any naked photos to send me?
Do women really have orgasms or is it a myth?
How hard should a wife's spankings be? how many swats?
Something else post your questions below
Don't you agree that any loving wife would happily wash out my colostomy bag
Foreplay is over rated don't you think?
If we get married (IWGM) we will name our first child _____________ (name of  famous athlete that nobody knows in Russia) regardless if it's a boy  or a girl? Example Carlton Fisk
(IWGM) can you agree in advance to wear lingerie & serve blini during all ________ (favorite sports team of a sport not played in Russia) games? Example Pittsburgh Pirates
Do you have all your teeth? I've noticed you smile funny

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2018, 01:19:18 PM »
Probably all of those questions are asked by guys in their 60/70's to the young women..

Its easy to understand why most women under 30 ask to be deleted within 7 days..
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Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2018, 01:44:30 PM »
Probably all of those questions are asked by guys in their 60/70's to the young women..

Its easy to understand why most women under 30 ask to be deleted within 7 days..

Maybe a question about washing out their colostomy bag is in order? 
EDIT TO ADD:

Ok poll question

#13 is now added on a colostomy bag
#14 foreplay question added


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Kiss the girl, don't ask her first.
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2018, 01:52:35 PM »
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2018, 02:26:49 PM »

when my wife and I first started chatting she requested that we don't talk about sex.
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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2018, 03:29:46 PM »

when my wife and I first started chatting she requested that we don't talk about sex.

That's not uncommon especially in the beginning. I posted the poll
mostly to see what humorous answers people have heard of before.

Examples: (has to be framed as a question) 

Do you know we will name our first child _____________ (name of
famous athlete that nobody knows in Russia) regardless if it's a boy
or a girl? Example Carlton Fisk

Before we go further, if we get married can you agree in advance to
wear lingerie and serve blini during all __________ (favorite sports
team of a sport not played in Russia) games? Example Pittsburgh
Pirates

Edit to add
I've just added those two questions to the poll.
FSUW are not for entry level daters. FSUW don't do vague FSUW like a man of action so be a man of action  If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane. There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Kiss the girl, don't ask her first.
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2018, 03:42:31 PM »
Ok, I have a challenge for everyone reading this and will add the best
one to the poll.

A good example of something NOT to bring up in the first letter
would be a totally unreasonable prenuptial clause.

So the challenge is to come up with a totally unreasonable prenup
clause. Extra points for humor, creativity and being succinct.
FSUW are not for entry level daters. FSUW don't do vague FSUW like a man of action so be a man of action  If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane. There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Kiss the girl, don't ask her first.
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2018, 06:54:14 PM »
On a first meeting; the man asked will you or won't you? The woman where at your hotel or my apartment? Upon which he answered, if there is going this much talk about it lets forget the whole thing.
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2018, 12:20:50 AM »
Billy

The girls at Antidate were right calling you a Sex tourist; ..  ;D

Because you were getting off in every bus stop ...  :chuckle:

Obviously you were talking too much .... and not getting enough of it!

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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2018, 12:48:02 AM »


Obviously you were talking too much .... and not getting enough of it!

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You have a tendency to suggest that a lot ... without out realising how funny it is to the recipient of your 'advice'... 

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2018, 12:51:36 AM »
Good poll, Beel

You forgot to add: 

1/ Do your collars and cuffs match - or is that not an issue ?

2/ How many orifices do you consider 'in play' ?

3/ When did you last have a STI/(D) check ....? 

 

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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2018, 07:37:54 AM »
Billy

The girls at Antidate were right calling you a Sex tourist; ..  ;D

Because you were getting off in every bus stop ...  :chuckle:

Obviously you were talking too much .... and not getting enough of it!

 :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

But, I didn't even have a colostomy bag and never followed the Pittsburgh Pirates
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2018, 07:50:20 AM »
This is true, one woman I meet while dating eventually after a couple dates asked if having intimacy during her menstrual cycle was something I desired.

Stunned I was left sort of wordless. Finally I admitted honestly that it was not something I ever considered.

She told me a bloke from a foggy Island insisted upon it.  :sick0002:

Later I was to understand this is highly offensive to most women of an Orthodox belief.
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2018, 08:42:32 AM »


Later I was to understand this is highly offensive to most women of an Orthodox belief.


Women are even forbidden religiously to enter orthodox churches during their period
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2018, 08:46:29 AM »
A good example of something NOT to bring up in the first letter
would be a totally unreasonable prenuptial clause(s).

Since nobody answered this one I will add a few to get the ball rolling.

1. During breast feeding, Husband gets one feeding per week
2. During red days ante meridiem and post meridiem Lewinski's on alternate days

Surely, you guys can come up with one (or two)
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2018, 09:35:51 AM »
Must dress in high heels, lingerie with push up bras and serve Heineken to you and your guests during sporting events on TV.
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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2018, 03:02:54 PM »
Later I was to understand this is highly offensive to most women of an Orthodox belief.

Women are even forbidden religiously to enter orthodox churches during their period

Mark

I was baptised and brought up under the Greek Orthodox Christian religion and never heard or told of such restriction. Not that I was a regular church goer apart from weddings, baptisms, funeral and EASTER, which socially I was obligated to.

As we know, during that period of the Red Army invasion, most if not all women have a very high level of libido and seldom refuse an offer for a good time. If a man has a dislike or objection meeting the Heavy Red army then there is always the alternative option of the back door, which is also very arousing and pleasurable experience and women at that state of the high level libido, rarely refuse an encounter with an experienced practitioner. There is an expression call it….. “The Greek Way”.

AvHdB

I was told from a friend that was dating a woman of that Orthodox belief and religion, that certain days of the month and religion dates, naked bodies are not permitted to come into direct contact and the woman had a special bed sheet to cover her body and there was a hole in a convenient place allowing him to enter the paradise castle!

I don’t know if that is true or not but probably you can verify the existence of that religious order and belief!


WARNING:

DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED.


Any how just for a laugh here is a song that we used to sing during the Carnival period in Greece, especially around the big fires we use to dance or the clubs. Of course it was custom wearing a mask so you did not know who was the person behind the mask.

“The pussy is called Yiota and the dick Panagiota”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf9L1ZhYi8I

The pussy is called Yiota
and the dick Panagiota.
And the dick Panagiota
and go ask who ever you want to.

And whoever you want to ask,
the head comes in first.
The head comes in first
and the balls shut the door.

I hope you are not offended by the satirical words of the song.

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2018, 09:47:54 PM »
This is true, one woman I meet while dating eventually after a couple dates asked if having intimacy during her menstrual cycle was something I desired.

Stunned I was left sort of wordless. Finally I admitted honestly that it was not something I ever considered.

She told me a bloke from a foggy Island insisted upon it.  :sick0002:

Later I was to understand this is highly offensive to most women of an Orthodox belief.



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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2018, 09:50:56 PM »
The first question which I would put to any prospective date would be, "Do you know "Moby" (insert real name).


If she responded with a "Yes", she would be history for me.  :laugh:
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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2018, 11:19:32 PM »


Mark

I was baptised and brought up under the Greek Orthodox Christian religion and never heard or told of such restriction. Not that I was a regular church goer apart from weddings, baptisms, funeral and EASTER, which socially I was obligated to.

Yet the baptism of my second son was postponed because of this 'problem'. One of lenas friends could not enter church.
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« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2018, 12:37:43 AM »


Mark

I was baptised and brought up under the Greek Orthodox Christian religion and never heard or told of such restriction. Not that I was a regular church goer apart from weddings, baptisms, funeral and EASTER, which socially I was obligated to.

Yet the baptism of my second son was postponed because of this 'problem'. One of lenas friends could not enter church.

Did she had a meeting with the priest, he checked her and advised not to enter the church? :laugh:

Don't get me wrong, I don't doubt what you say but it's a bit far fetch excuse or the woman lives in another century!

Maybe the priest had a long nose and he could smell it! :ROFL:




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« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2018, 01:06:09 AM »


Mark

I was baptised and brought up under the Greek Orthodox Christian religion and never heard or told of such restriction. Not that I was a regular church goer apart from weddings, baptisms, funeral and EASTER, which socially I was obligated to.

Yet the baptism of my second son was postponed because of this 'problem'. One of lenas friends could not enter church.

Did she had a meeting with the priest, he checked her and advised not to enter the church? :laugh:

Don't get me wrong, I don't doubt what you say but it's a bit far fetch excuse or the woman lives in another century!

Maybe the priest had a long nose and he could smell it! :ROFL:

Or greek orthodox is not russian orthodox. Google is your enemy

http://orthodoxinfo.com/praxis/menses.aspx
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« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2018, 01:19:22 AM »
WHAT a load of bollox ... Some facets of Religions are based on misogynistic voodoo and should be ignored.. until the Church gets in the 21C

Imagine - cancelling a Christening because of the 'time of the month' ...

For once I agree with Wiz.... Do we think an Orthodox Priest can detect a Woman who is menstruating ?

Markje, please do not misunderstand me - I get the pressure the lady friend felt ... I am angry with the Church

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« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2018, 04:22:12 AM »
The first question which I would put to any prospective date would be, "Do you know "Moby" (insert real name).


If she responded with a "Yes", she would be history for me.  :laugh:

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« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2018, 05:00:02 AM »
The first question which I would put to any prospective date would be, "Do you know "Moby" (insert real name).


If she responded with a "Yes", she would be history for me.  :laugh:

For reasons best known to the lady - I doubt you'd even get to that stage.... but dream on ... :chuckle:


 

 

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