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What are the worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact  

Do you think men really need to shower every week even in winter?
Don't you think that women should change the oil in the car?
Do women really need to spend money on supplies for their moon? or  can they just use toilet paper for most days?
Spit or swallow?
What types of infractions do you think a wife deserves to be spanked?
What type of punishment do you think a wife deserves if the dinner is cold?
How soon after child birth should a woman lose all her extra weight?
It's fine for me to visit my old girl friends from time to time don't you think?
Do you have any naked photos to send me?
Do women really have orgasms or is it a myth?
How hard should a wife's spankings be? how many swats?
Something else post your questions below
Don't you agree that any loving wife would happily wash out my colostomy bag
Foreplay is over rated don't you think?
If we get married (IWGM) we will name our first child _____________ (name of  famous athlete that nobody knows in Russia) regardless if it's a boy  or a girl? Example Carlton Fisk
(IWGM) can you agree in advance to wear lingerie & serve blini during all ________ (favorite sports team of a sport not played in Russia) games? Example Pittsburgh Pirates
Do you have all your teeth? I've noticed you smile funny

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2018, 01:19:18 PM »
Probably all of those questions are asked by guys in their 60/70's to the young women..

Its easy to understand why most women under 30 ask to be deleted within 7 days..
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Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2018, 01:44:30 PM »
Probably all of those questions are asked by guys in their 60/70's to the young women..

Its easy to understand why most women under 30 ask to be deleted within 7 days..

Maybe a question about washing out their colostomy bag is in order? 
EDIT TO ADD:

Ok poll question

#13 is now added on a colostomy bag
#14 foreplay question added




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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2018, 01:52:35 PM »
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2018, 02:26:49 PM »

when my wife and I first started chatting she requested that we don't talk about sex.
What is worse than not being able to get what you don't even want?

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Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2018, 03:29:46 PM »

when my wife and I first started chatting she requested that we don't talk about sex.

That's not uncommon especially in the beginning. I posted the poll
mostly to see what humorous answers people have heard of before.

Examples: (has to be framed as a question) 

Do you know we will name our first child _____________ (name of
famous athlete that nobody knows in Russia) regardless if it's a boy
or a girl? Example Carlton Fisk

Before we go further, if we get married can you agree in advance to
wear lingerie and serve blini during all __________ (favorite sports
team of a sport not played in Russia) games? Example Pittsburgh
Pirates

Edit to add
I've just added those two questions to the poll.

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Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2018, 03:42:31 PM »
Ok, I have a challenge for everyone reading this and will add the best
one to the poll.

A good example of something NOT to bring up in the first letter
would be a totally unreasonable prenuptial clause.

So the challenge is to come up with a totally unreasonable prenup
clause. Extra points for humor, creativity and being succinct.

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2018, 06:54:14 PM »
On a first meeting; the man asked will you or won't you? The woman where at your hotel or my apartment? Upon which he answered, if there is going this much talk about it lets forget the whole thing.
BTW I’m looking forward to the next Civil War in the USA
 

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2018, 12:20:50 AM »
Billy

The girls at Antidate were right calling you a Sex tourist; ..  ;D

Because you were getting off in every bus stop ...  :chuckle:

Obviously you were talking too much .... and not getting enough of it!

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2018, 12:48:02 AM »


Obviously you were talking too much .... and not getting enough of it!

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You have a tendency to suggest that a lot ... without out realising how funny it is to the recipient of your 'advice'... 

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2018, 12:51:36 AM »
Good poll, Beel

You forgot to add: 

1/ Do your collars and cuffs match - or is that not an issue ?

2/ How many orifices do you consider 'in play' ?

3/ When did you last have a STI/(D) check ....? 

 

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Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2018, 07:37:54 AM »
Billy

The girls at Antidate were right calling you a Sex tourist; ..  ;D

Because you were getting off in every bus stop ...  :chuckle:

Obviously you were talking too much .... and not getting enough of it!

 :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

But, I didn't even have a colostomy bag and never followed the Pittsburgh Pirates

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2018, 07:50:20 AM »
This is true, one woman I meet while dating eventually after a couple dates asked if having intimacy during her menstrual cycle was something I desired.

Stunned I was left sort of wordless. Finally I admitted honestly that it was not something I ever considered.

She told me a bloke from a foggy Island insisted upon it.  :sick0002:

Later I was to understand this is highly offensive to most women of an Orthodox belief.
BTW I’m looking forward to the next Civil War in the USA
 

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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2018, 08:42:32 AM »


Later I was to understand this is highly offensive to most women of an Orthodox belief.


Women are even forbidden religiously to enter orthodox churches during their period
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Re: Worst questions to ask a girl in the first letter/message/contact
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2018, 08:46:29 AM »
A good example of something NOT to bring up in the first letter
would be a totally unreasonable prenuptial clause(s).

Since nobody answered this one I will add a few to get the ball rolling.

1. During breast feeding, Husband gets one feeding per week
2. During red days ante meridiem and post meridiem Lewinski's on alternate days

Surely, you guys can come up with one (or two)