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Movie One Liners
« on: August 19, 2018, 06:41:49 PM »
I thought it would be amusing to start movie one liners. So to start with the corrections to my post from the below noted poster.


"Why don't you knock if off with them negative waves?"

"To a New Yorker like you a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three tigers."


They come from Kelly's Heroes.
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Re: Movie One Liners
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2018, 05:43:03 AM »
“A man’s got to know his limitations” Clint Eastwood - magnum force.
If you get a minute check out Bruce's TR - Its not quite finished, however its still a pretty good read IMHO.

If I win the lottery I'll finish it this week if not I'll probably complete it when I retire!!! Until then I hope you enjoy the story so far!

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Re: Movie One Liners
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2018, 01:05:26 PM »
Vir Cotto: I thought the purpose of filing these reports was to provide accurate intelligence!

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Re: Movie One Liners
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2018, 04:29:28 PM »
From Casablanca

Captain Renault: "Major Strasser has been shot... round up the usual suspects."
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Re: Movie One Liners
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2018, 04:35:40 PM »
Inigo:  "You seem a decent fellow.  I hate to kill you."
Man in black:  "You seem a decent fellow.  I hate to die."

  -Princess Bride

Bonus, my favorite:

Vizzini:  "Inconceivable!"
Inigo:  "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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Movie One Liners
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2018, 06:33:05 PM »
"It's just a flesh wound"


Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby?
Do I? Do I make you *randy*?

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Re: Movie One Liners
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2018, 06:56:23 PM »
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Re: Movie One Liners
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2018, 07:59:00 PM »
“If it bleeds we can kill it”

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dutch in Predator.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=If+it+bleeds,+we+can+kill+it&amp=true

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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2018, 11:00:14 AM »
From Clueless

FSUW are not for entry level daters. FSUW don't do vague FSUW like a man of action so be a man of action  If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane. There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Kiss the girl, don't ask her first.
Get an apartment not a hotel. DON'T recycle girls