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Offline Steveboy

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Re: Where would you be?
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2018, 11:21:04 AM »
I think most singles would choose 10,000 BC .

Why?

1. No need to court any women. Just come out of your cave see some big hairy buxom wench and shout "Come here let I have eee" Basically it was like legalised rape those days. No need to turn up in some flash car! Just grab her and take her in your cave for some hot steamy night by the camp fire ... :laugh:

2. No need to send any cash.. I noticed lots of singles today are getting pretty tight when it comes to spending some cash on the women, thats judging by the amount of guys making the women to make her own way to his country.. :ROFL:

3. A different women every day, just wake up kick last nights one out and grab another..


Disadvantage..

1. Bad breath

2. Rotten teeth

3. Hairy arm pits probably chest and defy ass .. :laugh:

4. Her other half might just stick a spear through you..

I guess much comes down to how long you have been single for..
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Re: Where would you be?
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2018, 04:07:35 PM »
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2. Rotten teeth

This is false.  Teeth found in skulls thousands of years ago have better teeth than current humans.  Cavities and tooth decay due to diet (especially sugar) has eaten away at the enamel of teeth.  Just look at the people in the UK.  Classic example.   :chuckle:
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Re: Where would you be?
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2018, 04:10:55 PM »
One thing I find funny about this thread is that everyone skips over the impossibility of "time travel" and then wants to argue about this or that problem of day to day life.  :chuckle:

B/B


'Impossible', huh ? The Vulcans said that and Captain Archer of the first starship Enterprise proved them wrong ..

with the last episode of "Timeless", time travelers from the future return to the present to alter history yet again.  I thought that there was some kind of scientific rule that the same person from different timelines could not coexist at the same time and place?  That if they did contact one another, it would destroy everything (like matter combining with antimatter).   :chuckle:
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Re: Where would you be?
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2018, 04:40:56 PM »
Steveboy,

This is all your fault!

Shortly, we all have Moby & Wiz living in harmony on the same island. Jerash will be best friends with BillyB.

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Re: Where would you be?
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2018, 08:24:43 PM »
One thing I find funny about this thread is that everyone skips over the impossibility of "time travel" and then wants to argue about this or that problem of day to day life.  :chuckle:

B/B


'Impossible', huh ? The Vulcans said that and Captain Archer of the first starship Enterprise proved them wrong ..

It has long been suspected that you have difficult discerning fantasy from reality. 

Now it is confirmed.  :chuckle:

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Re: Where would you be?
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2018, 01:49:23 AM »
Poor BB,

I planted a baited hook and you were the first fish I landed ...
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Re: Where would you be?
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2018, 03:30:16 AM »
Poor BB,

I planted a baited hook and you were the first fish I landed ...

You sound desperate.  :(

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Re: Where would you be?
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2018, 04:30:10 PM »
That is because they had a weak captain ... there would be no mutinies on my ship!! All the families of the my crew would be interned until we return with strict instructions for swift executions should I not return..  :smokin:

Besides my crew would be hand picked by myself.. tiphat

First you have to prove yourself through many years of hard work so that somebody would appoint you captain. You want to live in a time of great adventure and rewards but most men tried and failed and few got their names in history books. With all the good, you need to accept the bad and back then, life spans were short. Today's Alaska crab fishermen are living much longer than the average person 600 years ago.
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