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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2017, 08:54:43 AM »
Inessa is 21 and I am 47 years old. But I look much younger than my age I am told.
Are you a multi-millionaire? Are you a Billionaire?

Do you normally date smoking hot 21 year old girls in the USA?

You look much younger than your age?

I easily earn six figures, visit my local life extension clinic, jog, and pay regular visits to the gym for HIIT, so am in decent shape. Maybe not 21, I do generally date much younger women, yes. I know men locally that date younger Russian arm candy, so not sure how far fetched this is but thank you for the comments.

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« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2017, 08:57:43 AM »
Odessa seems to be a very active vibrant city with much to see and do. I will take advantage of that while visiting.
In Soviet Russia vibrant cities take advantage of you...

Welcome to the forum and be careful. Extra careful.  :8)

Thank you for the warning. I live in a very "vibrant" region currently, not hickville USA so am not too worried unless there is a kidney snatching ring awaiting my arrival.

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« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2017, 09:00:11 AM »
Odessa seems to be a very active vibrant city with much to see and do. I will take advantage of that while visiting.
In Soviet Russia vibrant cities take advantage of you...

Welcome to the forum and be careful. Extra careful.  :8)

Thank you for the warning. I live in a very "vibrant" region currently, not hickville USA so am not too worried unless there is a kidney snatching ring awaiting my arrival.

Both my kidneys where harvested on my first trip, but luckily they grew back.


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« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2017, 09:16:03 AM »
Odessa seems to be a very active vibrant city with much to see and do. I will take advantage of that while visiting.
In Soviet Russia vibrant cities take advantage of you...

Welcome to the forum and be careful. Extra careful.  :8)

Thank you for the warning. I live in a very "vibrant" region currently, not hickville USA so am not too worried unless there is a kidney snatching ring awaiting my arrival.

Both my kidneys where harvested on my first trip, but luckily they grew back.

Must be the luck of the Irish  ;)

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« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2017, 09:40:01 AM »
Odessa seems to be a very active vibrant city with much to see and do. I will take advantage of that while visiting.
In Soviet Russia vibrant cities take advantage of you...

Welcome to the forum and be careful. Extra careful.  :8)

Thank you for the warning. I live in a very "vibrant" region currently, not hickville USA so am not too worried unless there is a kidney snatching ring awaiting my arrival.

Both my kidneys where harvested on my first trip, but luckily they grew back.

Must be the luck of the Irish  ;)

I’m English! Just live in Ireland, the land of toothless simpletons, farmers with eyebrows on their cheeks, horses running through council estates. Badly tarmacked drives (in the UK)...


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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2017, 09:45:55 AM »

Both my kidneys where harvested on my first trip, but luckily they grew back.



I’m English! Just live in Ireland, the land of toothless simpletons, farmers with eyebrows on their cheeks, horses running through council estates. Badly tarmacked drives (in the UK)...


WOW!!!
I really enjoy your sense of humor.  :)


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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2017, 11:04:34 AM »

Both my kidneys where harvested on my first trip, but luckily they grew back.



I’m English! Just live in Ireland, the land of toothless simpletons, farmers with eyebrows on their cheeks, horses running through council estates. Badly tarmacked drives (in the UK)...


WOW!!!
I really enjoy your sense of humor.  :)

Me too!!!  :thumbsup: Even more so, that i know Ste is super successful and achieved everything a person can dream of achieving, without ever making such posts:


I easily earn six figures, visit my local life extension clinic, jog, and pay regular visits to the gym for HIIT, so am in decent shape.
Not that there is ever anything wrong with boasting, it's that our gentlemen on the board here spoiled us with politeness and humor  :snivel: :snivel: :snivel:

Let us go back to the usual programming.

RW_, with such achievements, especially with visits to the "extensions clinic" which you kindly mention ( :innocent:), you shouldn't have any problems. I am even surprised as to why you registered here (pleasantly surprised that is.) It's almost like Donald T. in person registered to ask about the first lady at the time  tiphat

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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2017, 11:36:09 AM »

Both my kidneys where harvested on my first trip, but luckily they grew back.



I’m English! Just live in Ireland, the land of toothless simpletons, farmers with eyebrows on their cheeks, horses running through council estates. Badly tarmacked drives (in the UK)...


WOW!!!
I really enjoy your sense of humor.  :)

Me too!!!  :thumbsup: Even more so, that i know Ste is super successful and achieved everything a person can dream of achieving, without ever making such posts:


I easily earn six figures, visit my local life extension clinic, jog, and pay regular visits to the gym for HIIT, so am in decent shape.
Not that there is ever anything wrong with boasting, it's that our gentlemen on the board here spoiled us with politeness and humor  :snivel: :snivel: :snivel:

Let us go back to the usual programming.

RW_, with such achievements, especially with visits to the "extensions clinic" which you kindly mention ( :innocent:), you shouldn't have any problems. I am even surprised as to why you registered here (pleasantly surprised that is.) It's almost like Donald T. in person registered to ask about the first lady at the time  tiphat

After reading "my local life extension clinic" I was looking at ceiling, rocking in my chair, and thinking "What the hell is this?".
When I reached the time limit and still could not find the answer, I decided that I am still trapped in a difference of cultures......  :ROFL:

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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2017, 11:48:51 AM »
After reading "my local life extension clinic" I was looking at ceiling, rocking in my chair, and thinking "What the hell is this?".

It varies from clinic to clinic and individual but basically a wellness center that prolongs your health and quality of life through science and natural methods. It can include hormone replacement, natural supplements and so on. Some are more science based while others not so much....

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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2017, 11:54:43 AM »
After reading "my local life extension clinic" I was looking at ceiling, rocking in my chair, and thinking "What the hell is this?".

It varies from clinic to clinic and individual but basically a wellness center that prolongs your health and quality of life through science and natural methods. It can include hormone replacement, natural supplements and so on. Some are more science based while others not so much....

This is very interesting!!!
What is so special about your clinic?
I am asking because hormone replacement can be prescribed in any clinic and natural supplements you can buy everywhere.
I do not believe that a wellness center can prolong your health life.
Improving quality of life is a goal of ANY medical intervention.....

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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2017, 12:00:21 PM »

Both my kidneys where harvested on my first trip, but luckily they grew back.

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They didn't grow back, they gave them back, they couldn't find
a market for your gin floated kidneys. They were going to start
naming your stones if you didn't take them back.  :)

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Kiss the girl, don't ask her first.
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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2017, 12:06:01 PM »

After reading "my local life extension clinic" I was looking at ceiling, rocking in my chair, and thinking "What the hell is this?".
When I reached the time limit and still could not find the answer, I decided that I am still trapped in a difference of cultures......  :ROFL:

Me too   :hidechair: I did hope others will understand, you in particular. Me... No way. Here (SE Europe) ladies extent eyelashes and nails, and the only "extensions service" that's offered to men is something that i'd be too shy to discuss even with a medical doctor like yourself   :eeekk: I won't insert the video, just a link to it in case anyone is interested in my own associations/ ассоциативный ряд  with "extensions" applied to males 

 :hidechair:
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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2017, 12:07:12 PM »

Both my kidneys where harvested on my first trip, but luckily they grew back.

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They didn't grow back, they gave them back, they couldn't find
a market for your gin floated kidneys. They were going to start
naming your stones if you didn't take them back.  :)

That's what i had suspected from the start!!!  :D :D :D
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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2017, 12:09:27 PM »


They didn't grow back, they gave them back, they couldn't find a market for your gin floated kidneys.
They were going to start naming your stones if you didn't take them back.  :)

 :ROFL: :ROFL:  I am lost for words :ROFL: :ROFL:  :ROFL:
 :ROFL:  :ROFL: I cannot breathe.....:ROFL::ROFL:  :ROFL:
 :ROFL: :ROFL:  It is new era of humor?  :ROFL:  :ROFL:

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« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2017, 12:10:11 PM »
After reading "my local life extension clinic" I was looking at ceiling, rocking in my chair, and thinking "What the hell is this?".

It varies from clinic to clinic and individual but basically a wellness center that prolongs your health and quality of life through science and natural methods. It can include hormone replacement, natural supplements and so on. Some are more science based while others not so much....

Oh, i get it!!! They call it "anti-age" clinic over here!!! Basically they overcharge you for vitamin B shots...
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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2017, 12:12:18 PM »


They didn't grow back, they gave them back, they couldn't find a market for your gin floated kidneys.
They were going to start naming your stones if you didn't take them back.  :)

 :ROFL: :ROFL:  I am lost for words :ROFL: :ROFL:  :ROFL:
 :ROFL:  :ROFL: I cannot breathe.....:ROFL::ROFL:  :ROFL:
 :ROFL: :ROFL:  It is new era of humor?  :ROFL:  :ROFL:

God Bless you Orchid, Ste, Av and Mr.P (in no particular order.) Since you guys  and some others are more active on the forum, spending time on RUA became a truly joyful and fun experience!!!  :KISSSS: :KISSSS: :KISSSS:
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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2017, 12:13:15 PM »
After reading "my local life extension clinic" I was looking at ceiling, rocking in my chair, and thinking "What the hell is this?".

It varies from clinic to clinic and individual but basically a wellness center that prolongs your health and quality of life through science and natural methods. It can include hormone replacement, natural supplements and so on. Some are more science based while others not so much....

Care to post a link to the young ladies profile or at least one photo of her?  :trainwreck:   :ROFL:

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« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2017, 12:15:20 PM »
After reading "my local life extension clinic" I was looking at ceiling, rocking in my chair, and thinking "What the hell is this?".

It varies from clinic to clinic and individual but basically a wellness center that prolongs your health and quality of life through science and natural methods. It can include hormone replacement, natural supplements and so on. Some are more science based while others not so much....

This is very interesting!!!
What is so special about your clinic?
I am asking because hormone replacement can be prescribed in any clinic and natural supplements you can buy everywhere.
I do not believe that a wellness center that prolongs your health life.
Improving quality of life is a goal of ANY medical intervention.....

I would not say there is anything special about my clinic. It is just not an overpriced pseudo science based center is all.

Not sure where you live but they do not prescribe hormones in most clinics here. There are doctors or specialists that normally handle this. But maybe our definition of the word clinic differs.

Correct, supplements are purchased online from Amazon. No need to overpay for what you can get elsewhere for less.

Quality and length of life is determined by many factors of course. Genetics I believe a primary one. Diet and exercise are also critical in the equation.

I believe healthy nutrient intake and hormone replacement dies have an impact on a persons lifespan. It keeps you lean and in better physical shape, reducing risk of disease and health problems. The goal is to not need a medical intervention in the first place, or do you disagree?


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Re: Hello Everyone
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2017, 12:16:15 PM »

After reading "my local life extension clinic" I was looking at ceiling, rocking in my chair, and thinking "What the hell is this?".
When I reached the time limit and still could not find the answer, I decided that I am still trapped in a difference of cultures......  :ROFL:

Me too   :hidechair: I did hope others will understand, you in particular. Me... No way. Here (SE Europe) ladies extent eyelashes and nails, and the only "extensions service" that's offered to men is something that i'd be too shy to discuss even with a medical doctor like yourself   :eeekk: I won't insert the video, just a link to it in case anyone is interested in my own associations/ ассоциативный ряд  with "extensions" applied to males 

 :hidechair:

I admire your multidimensional list of extensions!!!!!  :ROFL:
Life is definitely not on that list.

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« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2017, 12:17:52 PM »
Care to post a link to the young ladies profile or at least one photo of her?  :trainwreck:   :ROFL:


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« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2017, 12:21:50 PM »

After reading "my local life extension clinic" I was looking at ceiling, rocking in my chair, and thinking "What the hell is this?".
When I reached the time limit and still could not find the answer, I decided that I am still trapped in a difference of cultures......  :ROFL:

Me too   :hidechair: I did hope others will understand, you in particular. Me... No way. Here (SE Europe) ladies extent eyelashes and nails, and the only "extensions service" that's offered to men is something that i'd be too shy to discuss even with a medical doctor like yourself   :eeekk: I won't insert the video, just a link to it in case anyone is interested in my own associations/ ассоциативный ряд  with "extensions" applied to males 

 :hidechair:

I admire your multidimensional list of extensions!!!!!  :ROFL:
Life is definitely not on that list.

 ;D ;D ;D

And i love every and single post of yours.  :loving: :loving: :loving:

Your posts do compensate (and to avail so) for those made by couple of "village idiots" that we have here. ;)
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« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2017, 12:25:33 PM »


Sure...

Oy. RW_... She seems much closer to your age than to 21  :o

Also, 189cm  :o

Ok, i shut up now.

P.s. i do believe the topic is started by someone of our longer standing members, just to have fun... And i do suspect certain someone, but i won't say  :ROFL:
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« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2017, 12:29:58 PM »
I believe healthy nutrient intake and hormone replacement dies have an impact on a persons lifespan. It keeps you lean and in better physical shape, reducing risk of disease and health problems. The goal is to not need a medical intervention in the first place, or do you disagree?

Hormone replacement is not the best investment for your six figures salary.
You are only 47. As a matter of fact, it can reduce your lifespan.
There is a strong connection between hormones and neurotransmitters.
Disbalance in both can bring you to a serious disorder.
Chasing a girl that you depicted above might be the fist step toward it.
Get counseling how to deal with stress and failure before you go to Ukraine.

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« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2017, 12:30:44 PM »


Her and her agency will eat you alive. Prepare to spend some serious $$$. You aren't the first and you won't be the last. She doesn't need to go to a life extension clinic.

Now you might get lucky and she may be a good time girl (flexible morals and she will spend private time with you if you make her feel special enough) however you're dreaming if you think you have a long-term future incl. marriage with her.

Change your target to age 30 and then you will have some genuine long-term prospects. However for sure you can/could have a good time in Ukraine if you're prepared to have a back-up plan if things go south.

Now you could be Clark Gable and Frank Sinatra all wrapped up in one but remember that Ava Gabor divorced Frank and left him broke and depressed. He was a real fighter though and had a comeback.

Good luck.  :coffeeread:

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« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2017, 12:34:31 PM »


RW, Crunchy

According to one poster, I dated 50% of the women of Ukraine. She was not one that I recall. But I only shook hands and waved good bye with only one teenager in my journey.

I say go for for it. But please do not disappear.

There is an old story:

The man was staring at a young woman on the train. She pointed out he he was not a gentleman, he replied she was not a blonde.
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