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Offline Chickenbrah

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Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« on: February 06, 2017, 05:34:17 AM »

Do you have one of those hand held shower massage devices?


Are those not better suited for couples where the man has a problem?

For couples where the man lasts over 30minutes in bed, gives a good stimulation while you use your sausage also. Pair of handcuffs,and a blindfold wouldn't do a miss also ;) Do your bit in bed, otherwise you will do you bit in a costly divorce. I heard a few stories where fsuw tend to have a hunk on a side, or some guys have walked into their wives cheating. It is discussed a lot and even women give advice to each other on how to hide their hunks from their husbands on fsuw forums.

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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2017, 07:40:40 AM »
I'll bet the OP is 'really glad' he asked  :coffeeread:


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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2017, 10:51:03 AM »
I heard a few stories where fsuw tend to have a hunk on a side, or some guys have walked into their wives cheating. It is discussed a lot and even women give advice to each other on how to hide their hunks from their husbands on fsuw forums.

There are a number of low social skill, clueless types that are oblivious
to what's going on around them, who get involved in the foreign marriage
pursuit. They gravitate there because they think that FSUW are a magic pill
and their lack of skills will get covered up by language and culture and they
buy into the agency hype, but the opposite is true.

FSUW aren't for entry level daters anymore than expert ski slopes are
for novice skiers. We really can't help guys like that. We can only help
the normal guys.

That's my opinion at least.


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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2017, 11:04:49 AM »

Do you have one of those hand held shower massage devices?


Are those not better suited for couples where the man has a problem?

For couples where the man lasts over 30minutes in bed, gives a good stimulation while you use your sausage also. Pair of handcuffs,and a blindfold wouldn't do a miss also ;) Do your bit in bed, otherwise you will do you bit in a costly divorce. I heard a few stories where fsuw tend to have a hunk on a side, or some guys have walked into their wives cheating. It is discussed a lot and even women give advice to each other on how to hide their hunks from their husbands on fsuw forums.

Yip you've nailed it there Chicken man, spot on.

The FSU animal only recognises the hot beef injection as a sign of love and respect, therefor without daily maintenance, the species tends to migrate to another willing bloke before they die of sexual inactivity. They're also extremely good at keeping this as stealthy as possible unlike their more western sisters. You should hang around here with this invaluable insight into Russian ladies.

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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2017, 05:26:31 PM »


Yip you've nailed it there Chicken man, spot on.

The FSU animal only recognises the hot beef injection as a sign of love and respect, therefor without daily maintenance, the species tends to migrate to another willing bloke before they die of sexual inactivity. They're also extremely good at keeping this as stealthy as possible unlike their more western sisters. You should hang around here with this invaluable insight into Russian ladies.

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People think they are exceptions to the rules, they don't want to hear the truth. So they just lie, lie about how big their dick is, lie that women are attracted to their IQ. I can give names, and accurate descriptions of some people's marriages on other forums, the details are what they are not willing to disclose. It is a joke, a joke that deludes others to pursue this search. Majority of men don't find love, not even love with women that are not even that attractive. That is the sad truth, money can only take you so far. So much lies are told on other forums, the truth is hid very well so guys can admire semi-attractive women, which if you just put down the jam rolls, you could have found in the west.

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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2017, 08:49:14 PM »


People think they are exceptions to the rules, they don't want to hear the truth.

 :ROFL:

BS alert

1/ I am not hung like a donkey
2/ I am not an Oligarch
3/ I am not an 'alpha male'
4/ I am not Adonis

I haven't screwed around during a monogamous relationship - ( listening first wife ? ) and I'm pretty sure I've not been cheated on

OMG, I left SC in Thailand without a chastity belt ...





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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2017, 11:31:30 PM »
I'll bet the OP is 'really glad' he asked  :coffeeread:

Why the topic has been split off.

I am sure CB will regale us with how he shouts, "this one is for Murrica" at the end or similar. Or perhaps how she loves it when he keeps his baseball cap on.

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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2017, 04:28:54 AM »


People think they are exceptions to the rules, they don't want to hear the truth.

 :ROFL:

BS alert

1/ I am not hung like a donkey
2/ I am not an Oligarch
3/ I am not an 'alpha male'
4/ I am not Adonis

I haven't screwed around during a monogamous relationship - ( listening first wife ? ) and I'm pretty sure I've not been cheated on

OMG, I left SC in Thailand without a chastity belt ...


Who gave who the STI in your last marriage to fsuw? Didn't things turn south when you were losing your business? Did she just happen to stop having sex with you, and you went elsewhere? You are the biggest shit talker I know, and to top it off you are delusional.

I feel sorry for anyone that believes the shit you say.some people do find love, but vast majority do not.

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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2017, 05:07:53 AM »
Reminds me of Smooth Operator, anyone else remember him?

Banged on about SRM's (Second Rate Mutha's), hitting the gym daily etc; turned out he was a Chinese-american with massive Deirdre Barlow glasses....

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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2017, 06:17:33 AM »
Was it very wrong that I quite fancied Deidre when she was younger (and not dead)?

Who is this bloke who has been researching our forum indigent person so closely? I find myself curious as to his previous identity!

For our forum indigent: no matter how comely you find your crotch scratcher, I think it is safe to say that she is, errmm, enough mature that there is little risk of her finding herself the target of unwanted attention.

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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2017, 06:35:49 AM »
Reminds me of Smooth Operator, anyone else remember him?

Banged on about SRM's (Second Rate Mutha's), hitting the gym daily etc; turned out he was a Chinese-american with massive Deirdre Barlow glasses....

I will post my pics and trip report some time in summer hopefully, once i go to the fsu again. I can't share too much of my past experiences or photos in the fsu, as the woman i dated previously is now getting married to a young very good looking russian actor. I am no CK model, i do not believe having abs, big arms is crucial to get get a woman, let alone sustain a relationship/marriage. If you want to twist my words, go ahead and i will not respond to your further. I do believe however, most marriages on fsu are heavily influenced by money, from the previous forum i was on, a veteran who was a moderator knew all the details of peoples marriages. He never disclosed me stories or names, but told me 50% of the marriages fail, reason being is money, the ones that do last, 50% of the guys are miserable, again, because of the money. I believe money is the most critical factor for most of the guys who go abroad, as that is what most guys only have to offer.

I know stories of guys who bought their wives $50k+ cars, showered them with gifts, helped them get on their feet, only to be denied sex and shortly after left for dust. If what i say offends you, then you are the problem, i am just stating what people have told me, and the stories i know.

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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2017, 08:47:21 AM »
Reminds me of Smooth Operator, anyone else remember him?

Banged on about SRM's (Second Rate Mutha's), hitting the gym daily etc; turned out he was a Chinese-american with massive Deirdre Barlow glasses....

SRM and ATM posts all in one day. That's some good boil medicine you are on, Ste...:-)))))

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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2017, 09:56:06 AM »
Reminds me of Smooth Operator, anyone else remember him?

Banged on about SRM's (Second Rate Mutha's), hitting the gym daily etc; turned out he was a Chinese-american with massive Deirdre Barlow glasses....

SRM and ATM posts all in one day. That's some good boil medicine you are on, Ste...:-)))))

I have to say, I do miss Smooth.  He had a high entertainment value.  And for purposes of clarity, I don't mean that in a particularly negative way.

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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2017, 03:01:18 PM »



You guys can try all you want to twist my character. But the truth is there, if all you have is money to offer, you will have issues. That was my original point, just because SOME Russian women are materialistic, does not mean you can keep them caged up forever. Some will get out of the cage without you knowing.

Best of luck!

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Re: Sexual Prowess, Cheating & Related Wisdoms
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2017, 03:34:56 PM »
Somebody much more sensible than I once wrote something like this: 'money may not be able to buy happiness but is certainly buys all the things that make you happy!'

Most people do not fall in love with another person for just one reason. Most people do not, in my opinion, 'fall in love' anyway. Most people make choices, compromises, have hopes and dreams but romantic love is a recent invention and is not an option for most adults making long term relationships. Love certainly doesn't 'conquer all'.

People choose to be with other people because their 'package' of benefits is attractive. If the value of all the benefits summed up is enough to cross the threshold then 'bingo' we got a winner.

Sometimes, some people, use money to increase the value of their benefits package. Others might emphasise looks, others social status or any of a myriad attributes that create value. To discount money is foolish. To discount ANY attribute is similarly foolish.

Here's a truth: An older bloke chasing a relatively younger, more physically attractive woman is likely to need to be able to lead with a fair amount of wallet action. Most blokes here are engaged in such a pursuit.

What I think does happen though is that many blokes simply do not have any other attributes and there's almost no amount of wallet action can compensate for poor looks, lack of social skills and old age. Further, the guy who can seem like a cock of the walk on a two week vaykay in Odessa does not look quite so good when he returns with his bride to the Home of the Poor and 11 months of paying down the credit card bills before his next appearance on the shores of the Black Sea.

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