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Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« on: May 18, 2016, 11:34:31 AM »
I have noticed one thing with the Russian version.. there is always a constant background noise!

Pots and pans clanking all day and night, water running in the sink non stop all day for washing, cupboards opening non stop, bags , packets you name it rustling , Ironing board out of the cupboard every 20 mins, I would say a constant 24/7 background noise   :GRRRR:

Of course I know they are trying to only help..but when your sat at your desk ( I work from home and for me tidy desks means less stress) having plates of sandwiches, cups of tea, cakes and other things placed on my desks 24/7 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2016, 11:40:58 AM »
I have noticed one thing with the Russian version.. there is always a constant background noise!

Pots and pans clanking all day and night, water running in the sink non stop all day for washing, cupboards opening non stop, bags , packets you name it rustling , Ironing board out of the cupboard every 20 mins, I would say a constant 24/7 background noise   :GRRRR:

Of course I know they are trying to only help..but when your sat at your desk ( I work from home and for me tidy desks means less stress) having plates of sandwiches, cups of tea, cakes and other things placed on my desks 24/7 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 ;D

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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2016, 01:19:02 PM »
I have noticed one thing with the Russian version.. there is always a constant background noise!

Pots and pans clanking all day and night, water running in the sink non stop all day for washing, cupboards opening non stop, bags , packets you name it rustling , Ironing board out of the cupboard every 20 mins, I would say a constant 24/7 background noise   :GRRRR:

Of course I know they are trying to only help..but when your sat at your desk ( I work from home and for me tidy desks means less stress) having plates of sandwiches, cups of tea, cakes and other things placed on my desks 24/7 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 ;D

But she luv's ya Steve..... :ROFL:

Perhaps she's frustrated, hoping to wake you for some hot Son-in-Law action?
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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2016, 01:29:03 PM »
I have noticed one thing with the Russian version.. there is always a constant background noise!

Pots and pans clanking all day and night, water running in the sink non stop all day for washing, cupboards opening non stop, bags , packets you name it rustling , Ironing board out of the cupboard every 20 mins, I would say a constant 24/7 background noise   :GRRRR:

Of course I know they are trying to only help..but when your sat at your desk ( I work from home and for me tidy desks means less stress) having plates of sandwiches, cups of tea, cakes and other things placed on my desks 24/7 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 ;D

But she luv's ya Steve..... :ROFL:

Perhaps she's frustrated, hoping to wake you for some hot Son-in-Law action?
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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2016, 01:37:19 PM »
I have noticed one thing with the Russian version.. there is always a constant background noise!

Pots and pans clanking all day and night, water running in the sink non stop all day for washing, cupboards opening non stop, bags , packets you name it rustling , Ironing board out of the cupboard every 20 mins, I would say a constant 24/7 background noise   :GRRRR:

Of course I know they are trying to only help..but when your sat at your desk ( I work from home and for me tidy desks means less stress) having plates of sandwiches, cups of tea, cakes and other things placed on my desks 24/7 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 ;D

But she luv's ya Steve..... :ROFL:

Perhaps she's frustrated, hoping to wake you for some hot Son-in-Law action?
:rolleye0009:   :o

Now we know your fantasies, Ste!!!!

Yup, then he puts em under his patio.... :ROFL:
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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2016, 01:39:47 PM »
I have noticed one thing with the Russian version.. there is always a constant background noise!

Pots and pans clanking all day and night, water running in the sink non stop all day for washing, cupboards opening non stop, bags , packets you name it rustling , Ironing board out of the cupboard every 20 mins, I would say a constant 24/7 background noise   :GRRRR:

Of course I know they are trying to only help..but when your sat at your desk ( I work from home and for me tidy desks means less stress) having plates of sandwiches, cups of tea, cakes and other things placed on my desks 24/7 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 ;D

But she luv's ya Steve..... :ROFL:

Perhaps she's frustrated, hoping to wake you for some hot Son-in-Law action?
:rolleye0009:   :o

Now we know your fantasies, Ste!!!!

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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2016, 03:43:01 PM »
I have noticed one thing with the Russian version.. there is always a constant background noise!

Got to be better than a constant sound of waffle filing  every spare bit of silence?
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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2016, 06:29:56 PM »
I have noticed one thing with the Russian version.. there is always a constant background noise!

Pots and pans clanking all day and night, water running in the sink non stop all day for washing, cupboards opening non stop, bags , packets you name it rustling , Ironing board out of the cupboard every 20 mins, I would say a constant 24/7 background noise   :GRRRR:

Of course I know they are trying to only help..but when your sat at your desk ( I work from home and for me tidy desks means less stress) having plates of sandwiches, cups of tea, cakes and other things placed on my desks 24/7 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 ;D

But she luv's ya Steve..... :ROFL:

Perhaps she's frustrated, hoping to wake you for some hot Son-in-Law action?
:rolleye0009:   :o

Now we know your fantasies, Ste!!!!

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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2016, 09:26:39 PM »

Mine just turned 49!  :hidechair:

and  ?

Some of us 'ol gits have partners in that age group   :coffeeread:


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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2016, 12:58:40 PM »
I have noticed one thing with the Russian version.. there is always a constant background noise!

Pots and pans clanking all day and night, water running in the sink non stop all day for washing, cupboards opening non stop, bags , packets you name it rustling , Ironing board out of the cupboard every 20 mins, I would say a constant 24/7 background noise   :GRRRR:

Of course I know they are trying to only help..but when your sat at your desk ( I work from home and for me tidy desks means less stress) having plates of sandwiches, cups of tea, cakes and other things placed on my desks 24/7 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 ;D

But she luv's ya Steve..... :ROFL:

Perhaps she's frustrated, hoping to wake you for some hot Son-in-Law action?
:rolleye0009:   :o

Now we know your fantasies, Ste!!!!

Mine just turned 49!  :hidechair:

So quiet a bit younger than you....   :coffeeread:
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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2016, 03:56:30 PM »
I have noticed one thing with the Russian version.. there is always a constant background noise!

Pots and pans clanking all day and night, water running in the sink non stop all day for washing, cupboards opening non stop, bags , packets you name it rustling , Ironing board out of the cupboard every 20 mins, I would say a constant 24/7 background noise   :GRRRR:

Of course I know they are trying to only help..but when your sat at your desk ( I work from home and for me tidy desks means less stress) having plates of sandwiches, cups of tea, cakes and other things placed on my desks 24/7 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 ;D

But she luv's ya Steve..... :ROFL:

Perhaps she's frustrated, hoping to wake you for some hot Son-in-Law action?
:rolleye0009:   :o

Now we know your fantasies, Ste!!!!

Mine just turned 49!  :hidechair:

So quiet a bit younger than you....   :coffeeread:

Steady there cow boy.....I'm an 80's child.  :popcorn:

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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2016, 07:43:43 AM »
My Mother in law is only 2 years older than me  ;D
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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2016, 09:08:29 AM »
I get along great with mine. She lives a few thousand miles away. Not sure if the two are connected............ :whist11:
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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2016, 09:15:00 AM »
I always had problems with my MIL, up until November last year, Now, all's great..

Btw, we keep her ashes in an Urn in her room... ;D
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Re: Russian Mother in Law "V's" Normal Mother in Law
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2016, 09:18:35 AM »
I get along great with mine. She lives a few thousand miles away. Not sure if the two are connected............ :whist11:
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