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What did you do to make an FSUW laugh the loudest?
« on: May 27, 2010, 08:30:29 PM »
What did you do to make an FSUW laugh the loudest?

What did you do, say etc that cracked up an FSUW?
That really hit the funny bone?

You can tell more than one thing
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Re: What did you do to make an FSUW laugh the loudest?
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 03:39:24 PM »
Bill, apparently you're the only funny one here?  ??? :-X

I can't think of a "funniest instant," but we laugh every day.  :loving:

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Re: What did you do to make an FSUW laugh the loudest?
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 05:47:38 AM »
Can't really think of any specific thing worth re-telling...all I know is the sound of her laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds I have ever heard! :loving:


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What did you do to make an FSUW laugh the loudest?
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 12:52:01 PM »
Maybe I should explain the "Purpose of this experiment"

There is another forum about Asian women that I won't mention.
I am not part of it and don't participate in it, but they had this section
for humor and what guys did or do to make their wives / girl friend
laugh.

They had at least a hundred (probably more) responses and there wasn't
a joke or story that could even make me grin. So I thought to myself that
the guys here could do better than that sorry lot, I will bet they have found
all kinds of ways to tickle their FSUW funny bone.

We have several guys (and gals) here with a fairly good sense of humor. I
kinda had high hopes for this thread. Humor is always the most difficult thing to
pull off between language and cultures, but I am relatively sure the guys here
have managed to do it from time to time. 

FSUW are not for entry level daters. FSUW don't do vague FSUW like a man of action so be a man of action  If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane. There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Kiss the girl, don't ask her first.
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Re: What did you do to make an FSUW laugh the loudest?
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 12:59:27 PM »
Bill, apparently you're the only funny one here?  ??? :-X

I can't think of a "funniest instant," but we laugh every day.  :loving:

I doubt that, I have read too many funny things posted by other forum members.

I try to look at things and find something funny about it. Life is always presenting
me with material to laugh at or to make fun of, or myself. I frequently make myself
the butt of a joke because I am not going to offend myself or feel picked on.


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Re: What did you do to make an FSUW laugh the loudest?
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 03:16:08 PM »
Ok, this isn't something I said, it's mildly funny...

Monday I was talking to my fiancee' on Skype. I was on my laptop, sitting in my sunroom. As we spoke, the fattest squirrel I have ever seen began to raid one of my birdfeeders. I told her to hold on for a second, took off one of my sandals, and chucked it at the window (it's ok, they're plastic windows...) She asked me what I was doing, and I explained that I don't mind squirrels raiding the other feeders, as I use cheaper bird food in them, but THAT feeder is in a flower bed, so I use a more expensive, no-sprout mixture in it. After a pause, she said, "You BUY bird food?" I said, "Well, yes." After another pause, she said, "In America, even the birds are spoiled!"

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Re: What did you do to make an FSUW laugh the loudest?
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2010, 12:43:41 PM »
Ok, this isn't something I said, it's mildly funny..."You BUY bird food?" I said, "Well, yes." After another pause, she said, "In America, even the birds are spoiled!"

 :chuckle:   ;D
FSUW are not for entry level daters. FSUW don't do vague FSUW like a man of action so be a man of action  If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane. There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Kiss the girl, don't ask her first.
Get an apartment not a hotel. DON'T recycle girls